Post by Teяa253 on Jan 29, 2008 6:24:26 GMT 1
Another little story I threw together... Azula's story. Why is she so psycho?
WARNING: STUPIDITY RUNS RAMPANT BELOW!!
HOW AZULA BECAME A PSYCHO: THE REAL STORY
YOUNG AZULA: (sees Bumi) hello, who are you?
BUMI: My name's Bumi. hey, you look like you want to be an evil fire nation ruler!
YOUNG AZULA: You know--err, I mean, yeah, that'd be swell.
BUMI: I have just the thing. *rummages in pockets and pulls out some crack*
YOUNG AZULA: What is that?
BUMI: This is an illegal drug--I mean, it is power-enhancing medicine. it'll increase your firebending skills tenfold! jsut don't tell where you got it. *BUMI hands crack over to YOUNG AZULA< who is still eyeballing it oddly*
BUMI: what? it's not like it'll kill you? I use this stuff at least 80 times a day and look how long I've lived!
YOUNG AZULA: *shrugs* okay, if you insist...
BUMI: hey, you're pretty good-looking. I'll also throw in this other medicine that'll enhance your looks eve FURTHER! *BUMI takes out steroids and hands them to YOUNG AZULA*
YOUNG AZULA: okay, thanks Bumi. *YOUNG AZULA returns to the fire nation*
YOUNG AZULA: hmmm... this one says "steroids" and this one says "crack". *shrugs* must be Erarth Kingdomese for enhancement medicine. *YOUNG AZULA takes the drugs*
YOUNG AZULA: hey, these feel pretty good. I'm gonna go get some more.
*YOUNG AZULA continues getting steroids and crack from BUMI. Years later, YOUNG AZULA, (no longer young, and thus is now AZULA) is still using them.*
AZULA: they may have made the old man crazy, but these babies will help me take control of the Fire nation, and soon THE WORLD!!! in no time! *laughs evilly*
TO BE CONTINUED... (as in: the series advances...)
yep, that's pretty much how it happened!
~Zuko~
WARNING: STUPIDITY RUNS RAMPANT BELOW!!
HOW AZULA BECAME A PSYCHO: THE REAL STORY
YOUNG AZULA: (sees Bumi) hello, who are you?
BUMI: My name's Bumi. hey, you look like you want to be an evil fire nation ruler!
YOUNG AZULA: You know--err, I mean, yeah, that'd be swell.
BUMI: I have just the thing. *rummages in pockets and pulls out some crack*
YOUNG AZULA: What is that?
BUMI: This is an illegal drug--I mean, it is power-enhancing medicine. it'll increase your firebending skills tenfold! jsut don't tell where you got it. *BUMI hands crack over to YOUNG AZULA< who is still eyeballing it oddly*
BUMI: what? it's not like it'll kill you? I use this stuff at least 80 times a day and look how long I've lived!
YOUNG AZULA: *shrugs* okay, if you insist...
BUMI: hey, you're pretty good-looking. I'll also throw in this other medicine that'll enhance your looks eve FURTHER! *BUMI takes out steroids and hands them to YOUNG AZULA*
YOUNG AZULA: okay, thanks Bumi. *YOUNG AZULA returns to the fire nation*
YOUNG AZULA: hmmm... this one says "steroids" and this one says "crack". *shrugs* must be Erarth Kingdomese for enhancement medicine. *YOUNG AZULA takes the drugs*
YOUNG AZULA: hey, these feel pretty good. I'm gonna go get some more.
*YOUNG AZULA continues getting steroids and crack from BUMI. Years later, YOUNG AZULA, (no longer young, and thus is now AZULA) is still using them.*
AZULA: they may have made the old man crazy, but these babies will help me take control of the Fire nation, and soon THE WORLD!!! in no time! *laughs evilly*
TO BE CONTINUED... (as in: the series advances...)
yep, that's pretty much how it happened!
~Zuko~
? the story does come across as a little mean.i like the style of your writing though. its like a script. if you should do another one i would put the same sort of script like style. the story did make me giggle too. i like your humor...good job....
