The famous three word story!!

[Zukoisabeast]

Iroh had some very special tea in his lucky tea cup, however, it was cold. Luckely, he has the ability to heat it up. But toph bended it out of his hands with her special metal bending power, Iroh then fire bended new tea and struck toph with a bolt of extreme lightning, which Zuko redirected at Aang. Aang evaded the lightning and blasted zuko with an earthbending strike, only to cover his escape. When Toph sees that aang has evaded the lightning, she attempts to collapse a nearby stalactite to keep aang away from a charging Azula. Azula screamed as Katara freezes her, she shatters the iceblock engulfing her rage by shooting aang lives forever until he was powerless.toph ran to the Earth king to tell him that Azula has escaped the trap they planned ,we must retreat now the earthking found his bear and said to toph 'go away, before the firelord kill's you' toph however wanted to face the firelord, however her dance made a hole in the ceiling.
ty lee droped down and struck with her head. Then she started to attack haru, then aang barged in with Foo foo-Cuddly poofs but he only was able to ride Foo foo -Cuddly poofs there because he'd stole the waterbending scroll from some pirates, so they chased the firelord into a cave and two lovers were licking each other between their toes, Ozai cried like a sad Zuko and wet his royal under pants. Everbody laughed until Ozai furiously shot some lighting at underpants, and burned them but the Avatar said that we won't need to laugh on the Cabbage because he's trapped in a closet, but we need to go to defeat the firelord after we dance ourselves to death . They began dancing so badly that Toph could see out of her headband that she had covering her puffy white socks. She jumped up and down like a chattering hogmonkey screaming, "I see a noob here what should i do'',then she came over to sokka and she kissed him. sokka started crying, "Help! Toph just..." but then Yue came out of nowhere singing, "Killing Sokka is not fun." Then everyone joined in a game of bending and, of course, Yue used her moon spirit powers to cover Toph with a large wave which she ate through to attack she then did the unthinkable, she attempted killing yue! Killing the moon wouldn't matter because...Admiral Zhao had already been defeated by Apaa's arrow, zuko explained, surprising Azula with purple cheeks from fury. Azula then got up to kick at someone with all her power. Iroh got up and pushed her out of the way. She sliced her leg on sometimes sharp. Iroh walked calmly back to enjoy the show when suddenly Azula made a deadly attack at him.
Then Iroh died unexpectedly.
Suddenly, Aang awoke. He looked out over Tho's shoulder and saw katara helping out Iroh with her waterbending. She said Iroh must drink tea with Tho in the mouth off appa to live.
Zuko cried about Iroh's unexpected death that Aang daydreamed about sokka in a coma for witnessing him kissing katara. Fortunetaly, Sokka'd never kiss his own sister, though.
After Ty Lee kissed him though, a coma that lasted weeks fell upon him. making soka gay but he has thought about Suki too many times to be gay. Then weeks later, Sokka awakened to katara killing him! but then he convinced her otherwise he never witnessed almost getting killed, again.
The cave they were in was filled with badgermoles who were hungry and wanted to eat Sokka and started spicing him with barbecue sauce. But the Ty lee got her hair stuck around Sokka's sword and made a distraction. The moles started to charge. The only way for Ty Lee to get free from the charging animals was to cut her hair. "AHHHHHHHHH" Ty Lee had chin lanth hair. She ran as fast as she could. It seemed like the worst day of her life. 'Sokka.... I can't leave him' Ty lee mumbled. She flipped over the moles and woke Sokka up. "Whaa?" Sokka hesitated. "Come on sleeping beauty we're going to get crushed!" Tylee tugged at his sleeve. Sokka sprang into the air. With tylee's hair cut she looked alot like Suki. "SUKI!!" Sokka took Tylee's hand and rushed to get his sword and safe his skin from raging bager moles. Katara was there the hole time watching. 'Yes it worked Tylokka is real' She cheered. "But you ARENT Suki!!!!! said Sokka, suddenoly remembering suki's eyes. "Your eyes are amber!" Sokka backed away.Ty Lee blushed. "Where's SUKI!! Where did Azula hide her?!!" Sokka looked around trying to find the moon in the dark sky. He already lost Yue he couldn't loose Suki. "Do you even know who I am?" Ty Lee leaned closer to Sokka. "No, Not really... well... Uhhh... Oh oh!!... No......" Sokka hung his head. Ty Lee untied her water tribe coat. Leaving her only in a black bikini that was so drop dead goregous Sokka almost did. It had a fire nation belt and no straps but a tiny lace. " A... Firreee... Naaationn..... HAUTIE!!" Sokka was almost drooling. Ty Lee winked at Katara the plan was working. "Tyyyyyyy Leee...."
She swung her short hair to side to side. Sokka almost kissed her then... BAM!! "Owww!" Ty lee got gammed buy a jagged rock. Katara and Sokka turned around. It was Toph. " Hey Tootsie??!! You want a boy go to your D*** fan club there is plenty of hot guys there, BUT SOKKA IS ............................. TOPH'S!!" A even bigger rock hit Tylee. She went sailing into the stars. Luckly she flipped on the ground safley... but then found out she was surrounded by rabid wolfes. Toph ripped her rode off who was now in a cute but not too nudey, tan outfit. Sokka blushed, he had a fan club of chicks fighting over... HIM! Toph walked over to him. Sokka kissed her cheek, then her lips. Mai was watching the whole thing too, Then grinned a sly smile at Katara, 'Tokka WON!!' Katara glaired back. Then opened her eyes wide. Someone else wanted Sokka to kiss Mai but then Yue came and punshed Mai and Sokka. Then out of the bushes Aang came. Katara blushed she jumped out of the cave and into Aang's arms. Then they heard a screaming noise. "Aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg!" It was Zuko. "Hey I put all my money that Totara would happen!!!!" Katara and Toph looked at each other, and turned away and pequed. Sokka just bust into tears laughing, "Totara!! lolololol!!!" Zuko began to get really angry. Sudenly Zuko bend fire and the world implode but yue telleported with everyone, and found cheese with magical properties. But the cheese was poisoned by spirit world's "Cheesemaster" Who's Kohs Brother. Cheese bending is a sacred art of the moonpeople, who hate cheese. Which was weird because why would people from the moon need cheese? "Where are we?" Sokka asked. He spotted a big piece of cheese. "YAY CHEEEEEESE!!" Momo and Sokka almost ate all the cheese. But then Katara found the exeperation date on the packs. "lLLLLLLLLLLL Ewwww! Rotten CHEESe... i DoN't FfEel right..."
Everyone walked away from the two weirdos. "Hay!! Whats this?" Mai pionted to a Gainormess cheese bigger then five Appa's. Toph walked over to it. "It's just a big block of cheese...." Katara read the lable out loud, " Moon Cheese. Better than roll cheese and rock cheese put together!" "Ohhh, space cheese is just great!!! I love cows and their cheese!!" Sokka started licked it. "Exparation date," Katara read on "5/7/17" (three years ago.) O.o Sokka fell to the ground. Momo tasted it. "tej,tej.... GEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEETTTT!" He fell too.Everyone looked down. "Uggggggghhhhhhhhhh, more dead bodies!!" The janitor pushed Sokka and Momo in againt closet. "A new closet there was to mant dead people..." Everyone starred at the yellow janitor. Toph bit the old man. "He's made out of cheese!!!" Toph fell too... "olllddddddddd cheese..." she coughed. The old man melted. "Ewww! Cheese juice!!" Mai and Katara squeeled. Suddenly Appa started eating there brains WITH HIS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Appa woke up. It was a dream. He saw the cheese. He growled and started licking it. nothing happened because he was an bison, and that sucks if you don't like the cheese. Then avatar Roku came in and explained to appa that appa was something that MAKES CHEESE. Suddenly, appa SPOKE!!!!!!!!!, he said, give me nachos!
Sokka awoke suddenly to the smell of a greasy little piece of backed cheese with banana onion juice which the guru loves to eat while talking about his old ban-jo. "Forget the cheese" he said Chakras, that's when Aang threw up.
Then KATARA awoke to the sound of appa roaring loudly, she started to dance her head off with Momo, who was confused but had fun. Suddenly sozins comet flew into the forehead of Combustion and killed him.
IROH then awoke and saw that Zuko was dead. Then choked on HIS OWN SPIT. He burned his eye and looked at Zuko's lifeless body saying "I am not dead!!"
but suddenly, zuko stood up and said "fudge monkeys." Zuko danced like a crazy fish out of water. and then he went outside to the trampoline and started thinking of a way to and tried to kick in iroh´s butt. Then he went to see if iroh´s butt was okay. He noticed Iroh by the cry of his little-girl-scream. Zuko told Iroh, "...you look very umm, girly, HAHA." Then Iroh said, " You stupid emo prince why did you kicked me in the ruddy posterior?!!!" Zuko was amazed, but Zuko thought: You're an emo tea-loving old man. Iroh went over to get some tea to "accidently" eat the poisonous liquid. But stuffed sealguana eggs in his shirt. he grew 10ft taller and alot stronger. But he lost his will to go on with momo to a friend's house by getting arrested at the western air temple. Iroh then busted himself out and met Sokka, and the others. He talked to momo about his obsesion with tea and momo gave Aang alot of Jasmine Tea. Aang drank some, and told Iroh, " Teach me firebending". Iroh drank his one too and stood to think, "how should I teach him firebending?" The End is really the beginning of a beautiful friendship he got lucky in the bending battle. The friendship was bringing jealousy to Zuko and so Katara kissed him. Zuko had a crush on katara, and told her,"Hey, katara, I have something to eat. Do you like KFC because I have coupons!" Katara looked at Zuko very surprised. Katara then asked.. "Zuko you are ACTUALLY straight? I am very happy Aang wont love you. Zuko was very dissapointed. Aang was heartbroken because he broke a nail, and then Sokka had dumped him because Aang was going to Kyoshi-Island to meet Suki for dinner. Katara ran away to hide her tears on Appa's back.and aang had to do some talking to get rid of some of some cheese. For some reason, a small person suddenly decided to gain some height. They went to a doctor named Guru Pathic, who decided that the only way to proves his worth was to go find the 300 cures for shortness. He found about 298, before realising that he was not going to ever finish college. Suddenly, he realised that he failed to hold pee within his tiny bladder, and had a bladder infection. He left to take a whiz.
Once he returned Katara slapped him. She said he was hot and needed to cool down in bed!
He refused, saying " I'm too good for you, you have bad breath!"
Katara ran off to India where she hoped to discover the cure for shortness. First she studied Gary Coleman. She found nothing. So she studied appa's toe and discovered a secret bowl of noodles.
She begun to eat the noodles and choked badly. She died horribly. But suddenly a Gigantic Koh came with a hat and cane to eat some very strange emos who told him that Zuko was emo. But Christina did become an emo and so did Sanaki! She was an emo-fan herself and a singer. So the three began cutting themselves and listening to Chuck Norris comedy. And then Norris roundhouse kicked Toph. And then Toph bled to death. But Toph got eaten by a gigantic green dragon who got sick of eating earthbenders he then looked for some Rolaids. he found some but it was inside katara's mouth, so he killed her and stole her purse and used the money to buy weed, but got caught and shot by zuko who was dating Katara. It tasted her sandwich and barfed. Then when zuko was walking to a cabbage cart, he got really high because he was drinking juice from a vodka bottle. When he finished he died. This IS THE END. But then suddenly
Toph and Sanaki were brutally killed in flamethrower's dreams of world domination!
When he awoke he was killed in Tera's dreams which were real. Because Tera is the best ever. But Toph disagrees with the people that think Tera is stupid. instead she thinks Tera is really awesome. but she lied about her age so its legal for her to drink but she wanted to drink something that will

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Iroh had some very special tea in his lucky tea cup, however, it was cold. Luckely, he has the ability to heat it up. But toph bended it out of his hands with her special metal bending power, Iroh then fire bended new tea and struck toph with a bolt of extreme lightning, which Zuko redirected at Aang. Aang evaded the lightning and blasted zuko with an earthbending strike, only to cover his escape. When Toph sees that aang has evaded the lightning, she attempts to collapse a nearby stalactite to keep aang away from a charging Azula. Azula screamed as Katara freezes her, she shatters the iceblock engulfing her rage by shooting aang lives forever until he was powerless.toph ran to the Earth king to tell him that Azula has escaped the trap they planned ,we must retreat now the earthking found his bear and said to toph 'go away, before the firelord kill's you' toph however wanted to face the firelord, however her dance made a hole in the ceiling.
ty lee droped down and struck with her head. Then she started to attack haru, then aang barged in with Foo foo-Cuddly poofs but he only was able to ride Foo foo -Cuddly poofs there because he'd stole the waterbending scroll from some pirates, so they chased the firelord into a cave and two lovers were licking each other between their toes, Ozai cried like a sad Zuko and wet his royal under pants. Everbody laughed until Ozai furiously shot some lighting at underpants, and burned them but the Avatar said that we won't need to laugh on the Cabbage because he's trapped in a closet, but we need to go to defeat the firelord after we dance ourselves to death . They began dancing so badly that Toph could see out of her headband that she had covering her puffy white socks. She jumped up and down like a chattering hogmonkey screaming, "I see a noob here what should i do'',then she came over to sokka and she kissed him. sokka started crying, "Help! Toph just..." but then Yue came out of nowhere singing, "Killing Sokka is not fun." Then everyone joined in a game of bending and, of course, Yue used her moon spirit powers to cover Toph with a large wave which she ate through to attack she then did the unthinkable, she attempted killing yue! Killing the moon wouldn't matter because...Admiral Zhao had already been defeated by Apaa's arrow, zuko explained, surprising Azula with purple cheeks from fury. Azula then got up to kick at someone with all her power. Iroh got up and pushed her out of the way. She sliced her leg on sometimes sharp. Iroh walked calmly back to enjoy the show when suddenly Azula made a deadly attack at him.
Then Iroh died unexpectedly.
Suddenly, Aang awoke. He looked out over Tho's shoulder and saw katara helping out Iroh with her waterbending. She said Iroh must drink tea with Tho in the mouth off appa to live.
Zuko cried about Iroh's unexpected death that Aang daydreamed about sokka in a coma for witnessing him kissing katara. Fortunetaly, Sokka'd never kiss his own sister, though.
After Ty Lee kissed him though, a coma that lasted weeks fell upon him. making soka gay but he has thought about Suki too many times to be gay. Then weeks later, Sokka awakened to katara killing him! but then he convinced her otherwise he never witnessed almost getting killed, again.
The cave they were in was filled with badgermoles who were hungry and wanted to eat Sokka and started spicing him with barbecue sauce. But the Ty lee got her hair stuck around Sokka's sword and made a distraction. The moles started to charge. The only way for Ty Lee to get free from the charging animals was to cut her hair. "AHHHHHHHHH" Ty Lee had chin lanth hair. She ran as fast as she could. It seemed like the worst day of her life. 'Sokka.... I can't leave him' Ty lee mumbled. She flipped over the moles and woke Sokka up. "Whaa?" Sokka hesitated. "Come on sleeping beauty we're going to get crushed!" Tylee tugged at his sleeve. Sokka sprang into the air. With tylee's hair cut she looked alot like Suki. "SUKI!!" Sokka took Tylee's hand and rushed to get his sword and safe his skin from raging bager moles. Katara was there the hole time watching. 'Yes it worked Tylokka is real' She cheered. "But you ARENT Suki!!!!! said Sokka, suddenoly remembering suki's eyes. "Your eyes are amber!" Sokka backed away.Ty Lee blushed. "Where's SUKI!! Where did Azula hide her?!!" Sokka looked around trying to find the moon in the dark sky. He already lost Yue he couldn't loose Suki. "Do you even know who I am?" Ty Lee leaned closer to Sokka. "No, Not really... well... Uhhh... Oh oh!!... No......" Sokka hung his head. Ty Lee untied her water tribe coat. Leaving her only in a black bikini that was so drop dead goregous Sokka almost did. It had a fire nation belt and no straps but a tiny lace. " A... Firreee... Naaationn..... HAUTIE!!" Sokka was almost drooling. Ty Lee winked at Katara the plan was working. "Tyyyyyyy Leee...."
She swung her short hair to side to side. Sokka almost kissed her then... BAM!! "Owww!" Ty lee got gammed buy a jagged rock. Katara and Sokka turned around. It was Toph. " Hey Tootsie??!! You want a boy go to your D*** fan club there is plenty of hot guys there, BUT SOKKA IS ............................. TOPH'S!!" A even bigger rock hit Tylee. She went sailing into the stars. Luckly she flipped on the ground safley... but then found out she was surrounded by rabid wolfes. Toph ripped her rode off who was now in a cute but not too nudey, tan outfit. Sokka blushed, he had a fan club of chicks fighting over... HIM! Toph walked over to him. Sokka kissed her cheek, then her lips. Mai was watching the whole thing too, Then grinned a sly smile at Katara, 'Tokka WON!!' Katara glaired back. Then opened her eyes wide. Someone else wanted Sokka to kiss Mai but then Yue came and punshed Mai and Sokka. Then out of the bushes Aang came. Katara blushed she jumped out of the cave and into Aang's arms. Then they heard a screaming noise. "Aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg!" It was Zuko. "Hey I put all my money that Totara would happen!!!!" Katara and Toph looked at each other, and turned away and pequed. Sokka just bust into tears laughing, "Totara!! lolololol!!!" Zuko began to get really angry. Sudenly Zuko bend fire and the world implode but yue telleported with everyone, and found cheese with magical properties. But the cheese was poisoned by spirit world's "Cheesemaster" Who's Kohs Brother. Cheese bending is a sacred art of the moonpeople, who hate cheese. Which was weird because why would people from the moon need cheese? "Where are we?" Sokka asked. He spotted a big piece of cheese. "YAY CHEEEEEESE!!" Momo and Sokka almost ate all the cheese. But then Katara found the exeperation date on the packs. "lLLLLLLLLLLL Ewwww! Rotten CHEESe... i DoN't FfEel right..."
Everyone walked away from the two weirdos. "Hay!! Whats this?" Mai pionted to a Gainormess cheese bigger then five Appa's. Toph walked over to it. "It's just a big block of cheese...." Katara read the lable out loud, " Moon Cheese. Better than roll cheese and rock cheese put together!" "Ohhh, space cheese is just great!!! I love cows and their cheese!!" Sokka started licked it. "Exparation date," Katara read on "5/7/17" (three years ago.) O.o Sokka fell to the ground. Momo tasted it. "tej,tej.... GEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEETTTT!" He fell too.Everyone looked down. "Uggggggghhhhhhhhhh, more dead bodies!!" The janitor pushed Sokka and Momo in againt closet. "A new closet there was to mant dead people..." Everyone starred at the yellow janitor. Toph bit the old man. "He's made out of cheese!!!" Toph fell too... "olllddddddddd cheese..." she coughed. The old man melted. "Ewww! Cheese juice!!" Mai and Katara squeeled. Suddenly Appa started eating there brains WITH HIS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Appa woke up. It was a dream. He saw the cheese. He growled and started licking it. nothing happened because he was an bison, and that sucks if you don't like the cheese. Then avatar Roku came in and explained to appa that appa was something that MAKES CHEESE. Suddenly, appa SPOKE!!!!!!!!!, he said, give me nachos!
Sokka awoke suddenly to the smell of a greasy little piece of backed cheese with banana onion juice which the guru loves to eat while talking about his old ban-jo. "Forget the cheese" he said Chakras, that's when Aang threw up.
Then KATARA awoke to the sound of appa roaring loudly, she started to dance her head off with Momo, who was confused but had fun. Suddenly sozins comet flew into the forehead of Combustion and killed him.
IROH then awoke and saw that Zuko was dead. Then choked on HIS OWN SPIT. He burned his eye and looked at Zuko's lifeless body saying "I am not dead!!"
but suddenly, zuko stood up and said "fudge monkeys." Zuko danced like a crazy fish out of water. and then he went outside to the trampoline and started thinking of a way to and tried to kick in iroh´s butt. Then he went to see if iroh´s butt was okay. He noticed Iroh by the cry of his little-girl-scream. Zuko told Iroh, "...you look very umm, girly, HAHA." Then Iroh said, " You stupid emo prince why did you kicked me in the ruddy posterior?!!!" Zuko was amazed, but Zuko thought: You're an emo tea-loving old man. Iroh went over to get some tea to "accidently" eat the poisonous liquid. But stuffed sealguana eggs in his shirt. he grew 10ft taller and alot stronger. But he lost his will to go on with momo to a friend's house by getting arrested at the western air temple. Iroh then busted himself out and met Sokka, and the others. He talked to momo about his obsesion with tea and momo gave Aang alot of Jasmine Tea. Aang drank some, and told Iroh, " Teach me firebending". Iroh drank his one too and stood to think, "how should I teach him firebending?" The End is really the beginning of a beautiful friendship he got lucky in the bending battle. The friendship was bringing jealousy to Zuko and so Katara kissed him. Zuko had a crush on katara, and told her,"Hey, katara, I have something to eat. Do you like KFC because I have coupons!" Katara looked at Zuko very surprised. Katara then asked.. "Zuko you are ACTUALLY straight? I am very happy Aang wont love you. Zuko was very dissapointed. Aang was heartbroken because he broke a nail, and then Sokka had dumped him because Aang was going to Kyoshi-Island to meet Suki for dinner. Katara ran away to hide her tears on Appa's back.and aang had to do some talking to get rid of some of some cheese. For some reason, a small person suddenly decided to gain some height. They went to a doctor named Guru Pathic, who decided that the only way to proves his worth was to go find the 300 cures for shortness. He found about 298, before realising that he was not going to ever finish college. Suddenly, he realised that he failed to hold pee within his tiny bladder, and had a bladder infection. He left to take a whiz.
Once he returned Katara slapped him. She said he was hot and needed to cool down in bed!
He refused, saying " I'm too good for you, you have bad breath!"
Katara ran off to India where she hoped to discover the cure for shortness. First she studied Gary Coleman. She found nothing. So she studied appa's toe and discovered a secret bowl of noodles.
She begun to eat the noodles and choked badly. She died horribly. But suddenly a Gigantic Koh came with a hat and cane to eat some very strange emos who told him that Zuko was emo. But Christina did become an emo and so did Sanaki! She was an emo-fan herself and a singer. So the three began cutting themselves and listening to Chuck Norris comedy. And then Norris roundhouse kicked Toph. And then Toph bled to death. But Toph got eaten by a gigantic green dragon who got sick of eating earthbenders he then looked for some Rolaids. he found some but it was inside katara's mouth, so he killed her and stole her purse and used the money to buy weed, but got caught and shot by zuko who was dating Katara. It tasted her sandwich and barfed. Then when zuko was walking to a cabbage cart, he got really high because he was drinking juice from a vodka bottle. When he finished he died. This IS THE END. But then suddenly
Toph and Sanaki were brutally killed in flamethrower's dreams of world domination!
When he awoke he was killed in Tera's dreams which were real. Because Tera is the best ever. But Toph disagrees with the people that think Tera is stupid. instead she thinks Tera is really awesome. but she lied about her age so its legal for her to drink but she wanted to drink something that will lure Tenoko Dragmire

~Zuki~

[Zukoisabeast]

Iroh had some very special tea in his lucky tea cup, however, it was cold. Luckely, he has the ability to heat it up. But toph bended it out of his hands with her special metal bending power, Iroh then fire bended new tea and struck toph with a bolt of extreme lightning, which Zuko redirected at Aang. Aang evaded the lightning and blasted zuko with an earthbending strike, only to cover his escape. When Toph sees that aang has evaded the lightning, she attempts to collapse a nearby stalactite to keep aang away from a charging Azula. Azula screamed as Katara freezes her, she shatters the iceblock engulfing her rage by shooting aang lives forever until he was powerless.toph ran to the Earth king to tell him that Azula has escaped the trap they planned ,we must retreat now the earthking found his bear and said to toph 'go away, before the firelord kill's you' toph however wanted to face the firelord, however her dance made a hole in the ceiling.
ty lee droped down and struck with her head. Then she started to attack haru, then aang barged in with Foo foo-Cuddly poofs but he only was able to ride Foo foo -Cuddly poofs there because he'd stole the waterbending scroll from some pirates, so they chased the firelord into a cave and two lovers were licking each other between their toes, Ozai cried like a sad Zuko and wet his royal under pants. Everbody laughed until Ozai furiously shot some lighting at underpants, and burned them but the Avatar said that we won't need to laugh on the Cabbage because he's trapped in a closet, but we need to go to defeat the firelord after we dance ourselves to death . They began dancing so badly that Toph could see out of her headband that she had covering her puffy white socks. She jumped up and down like a chattering hogmonkey screaming, "I see a noob here what should i do'',then she came over to sokka and she kissed him. sokka started crying, "Help! Toph just..." but then Yue came out of nowhere singing, "Killing Sokka is not fun." Then everyone joined in a game of bending and, of course, Yue used her moon spirit powers to cover Toph with a large wave which she ate through to attack she then did the unthinkable, she attempted killing yue! Killing the moon wouldn't matter because...Admiral Zhao had already been defeated by Apaa's arrow, zuko explained, surprising Azula with purple cheeks from fury. Azula then got up to kick at someone with all her power. Iroh got up and pushed her out of the way. She sliced her leg on sometimes sharp. Iroh walked calmly back to enjoy the show when suddenly Azula made a deadly attack at him.
Then Iroh died unexpectedly.
Suddenly, Aang awoke. He looked out over Tho's shoulder and saw katara helping out Iroh with her waterbending. She said Iroh must drink tea with Tho in the mouth off appa to live.
Zuko cried about Iroh's unexpected death that Aang daydreamed about sokka in a coma for witnessing him kissing katara. Fortunetaly, Sokka'd never kiss his own sister, though.
After Ty Lee kissed him though, a coma that lasted weeks fell upon him. making soka gay but he has thought about Suki too many times to be gay. Then weeks later, Sokka awakened to katara killing him! but then he convinced her otherwise he never witnessed almost getting killed, again.
The cave they were in was filled with badgermoles who were hungry and wanted to eat Sokka and started spicing him with barbecue sauce. But the Ty lee got her hair stuck around Sokka's sword and made a distraction. The moles started to charge. The only way for Ty Lee to get free from the charging animals was to cut her hair. "AHHHHHHHHH" Ty Lee had chin lanth hair. She ran as fast as she could. It seemed like the worst day of her life. 'Sokka.... I can't leave him' Ty lee mumbled. She flipped over the moles and woke Sokka up. "Whaa?" Sokka hesitated. "Come on sleeping beauty we're going to get crushed!" Tylee tugged at his sleeve. Sokka sprang into the air. With tylee's hair cut she looked alot like Suki. "SUKI!!" Sokka took Tylee's hand and rushed to get his sword and safe his skin from raging bager moles. Katara was there the hole time watching. 'Yes it worked Tylokka is real' She cheered. "But you ARENT Suki!!!!! said Sokka, suddenoly remembering suki's eyes. "Your eyes are amber!" Sokka backed away.Ty Lee blushed. "Where's SUKI!! Where did Azula hide her?!!" Sokka looked around trying to find the moon in the dark sky. He already lost Yue he couldn't loose Suki. "Do you even know who I am?" Ty Lee leaned closer to Sokka. "No, Not really... well... Uhhh... Oh oh!!... No......" Sokka hung his head. Ty Lee untied her water tribe coat. Leaving her only in a black bikini that was so drop dead goregous Sokka almost did. It had a fire nation belt and no straps but a tiny lace. " A... Firreee... Naaationn..... HAUTIE!!" Sokka was almost drooling. Ty Lee winked at Katara the plan was working. "Tyyyyyyy Leee...."
She swung her short hair to side to side. Sokka almost kissed her then... BAM!! "Owww!" Ty lee got gammed buy a jagged rock. Katara and Sokka turned around. It was Toph. " Hey Tootsie??!! You want a boy go to your D*** fan club there is plenty of hot guys there, BUT SOKKA IS ............................. TOPH'S!!" A even bigger rock hit Tylee. She went sailing into the stars. Luckly she flipped on the ground safley... but then found out she was surrounded by rabid wolfes. Toph ripped her rode off who was now in a cute but not too nudey, tan outfit. Sokka blushed, he had a fan club of chicks fighting over... HIM! Toph walked over to him. Sokka kissed her cheek, then her lips. Mai was watching the whole thing too, Then grinned a sly smile at Katara, 'Tokka WON!!' Katara glaired back. Then opened her eyes wide. Someone else wanted Sokka to kiss Mai but then Yue came and punshed Mai and Sokka. Then out of the bushes Aang came. Katara blushed she jumped out of the cave and into Aang's arms. Then they heard a screaming noise. "Aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg!" It was Zuko. "Hey I put all my money that Totara would happen!!!!" Katara and Toph looked at each other, and turned away and pequed. Sokka just bust into tears laughing, "Totara!! lolololol!!!" Zuko began to get really angry. Sudenly Zuko bend fire and the world implode but yue telleported with everyone, and found cheese with magical properties. But the cheese was poisoned by spirit world's "Cheesemaster" Who's Kohs Brother. Cheese bending is a sacred art of the moonpeople, who hate cheese. Which was weird because why would people from the moon need cheese? "Where are we?" Sokka asked. He spotted a big piece of cheese. "YAY CHEEEEEESE!!" Momo and Sokka almost ate all the cheese. But then Katara found the exeperation date on the packs. "lLLLLLLLLLLL Ewwww! Rotten CHEESe... i DoN't FfEel right..."
Everyone walked away from the two weirdos. "Hay!! Whats this?" Mai pionted to a Gainormess cheese bigger then five Appa's. Toph walked over to it. "It's just a big block of cheese...." Katara read the lable out loud, " Moon Cheese. Better than roll cheese and rock cheese put together!" "Ohhh, space cheese is just great!!! I love cows and their cheese!!" Sokka started licked it. "Exparation date," Katara read on "5/7/17" (three years ago.) O.o Sokka fell to the ground. Momo tasted it. "tej,tej.... GEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEETTTT!" He fell too.Everyone looked down. "Uggggggghhhhhhhhhh, more dead bodies!!" The janitor pushed Sokka and Momo in againt closet. "A new closet there was to mant dead people..." Everyone starred at the yellow janitor. Toph bit the old man. "He's made out of cheese!!!" Toph fell too... "olllddddddddd cheese..." she coughed. The old man melted. "Ewww! Cheese juice!!" Mai and Katara squeeled. Suddenly Appa started eating there brains WITH HIS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Appa woke up. It was a dream. He saw the cheese. He growled and started licking it. nothing happened because he was an bison, and that sucks if you don't like the cheese. Then avatar Roku came in and explained to appa that appa was something that MAKES CHEESE. Suddenly, appa SPOKE!!!!!!!!!, he said, give me nachos!
Sokka awoke suddenly to the smell of a greasy little piece of backed cheese with banana onion juice which the guru loves to eat while talking about his old ban-jo. "Forget the cheese" he said Chakras, that's when Aang threw up.
Then KATARA awoke to the sound of appa roaring loudly, she started to dance her head off with Momo, who was confused but had fun. Suddenly sozins comet flew into the forehead of Combustion and killed him.
IROH then awoke and saw that Zuko was dead. Then choked on HIS OWN SPIT. He burned his eye and looked at Zuko's lifeless body saying "I am not dead!!"
but suddenly, zuko stood up and said "fudge monkeys." Zuko danced like a crazy fish out of water. and then he went outside to the trampoline and started thinking of a way to and tried to kick in iroh´s butt. Then he went to see if iroh´s butt was okay. He noticed Iroh by the cry of his little-girl-scream. Zuko told Iroh, "...you look very umm, girly, HAHA." Then Iroh said, " You stupid emo prince why did you kicked me in the ruddy posterior?!!!" Zuko was amazed, but Zuko thought: You're an emo tea-loving old man. Iroh went over to get some tea to "accidently" eat the poisonous liquid. But stuffed sealguana eggs in his shirt. he grew 10ft taller and alot stronger. But he lost his will to go on with momo to a friend's house by getting arrested at the western air temple. Iroh then busted himself out and met Sokka, and the others. He talked to momo about his obsesion with tea and momo gave Aang alot of Jasmine Tea. Aang drank some, and told Iroh, " Teach me firebending". Iroh drank his one too and stood to think, "how should I teach him firebending?" The End is really the beginning of a beautiful friendship he got lucky in the bending battle. The friendship was bringing jealousy to Zuko and so Katara kissed him. Zuko had a crush on katara, and told her,"Hey, katara, I have something to eat. Do you like KFC because I have coupons!" Katara looked at Zuko very surprised. Katara then asked.. "Zuko you are ACTUALLY straight? I am very happy Aang wont love you. Zuko was very dissapointed. Aang was heartbroken because he broke a nail, and then Sokka had dumped him because Aang was going to Kyoshi-Island to meet Suki for dinner. Katara ran away to hide her tears on Appa's back.and aang had to do some talking to get rid of some of some cheese. For some reason, a small person suddenly decided to gain some height. They went to a doctor named Guru Pathic, who decided that the only way to proves his worth was to go find the 300 cures for shortness. He found about 298, before realising that he was not going to ever finish college. Suddenly, he realised that he failed to hold pee within his tiny bladder, and had a bladder infection. He left to take a whiz.
Once he returned Katara slapped him. She said he was hot and needed to cool down in bed!
He refused, saying " I'm too good for you, you have bad breath!"
Katara ran off to India where she hoped to discover the cure for shortness. First she studied Gary Coleman. She found nothing. So she studied appa's toe and discovered a secret bowl of noodles.
She begun to eat the noodles and choked badly. She died horribly. But suddenly a Gigantic Koh came with a hat and cane to eat some very strange emos who told him that Zuko was emo. But Christina did become an emo and so did Sanaki! She was an emo-fan herself and a singer. So the three began cutting themselves and listening to Chuck Norris comedy. And then Norris roundhouse kicked Toph. And then Toph bled to death. But Toph got eaten by a gigantic green dragon who got sick of eating earthbenders he then looked for some Rolaids. he found some but it was inside katara's mouth, so he killed her and stole her purse and used the money to buy weed, but got caught and shot by zuko who was dating Katara. It tasted her sandwich and barfed. Then when zuko was walking to a cabbage cart, he got really high because he was drinking juice from a vodka bottle. When he finished he died. This IS THE END. But then suddenly
Toph and Sanaki were brutally killed in flamethrower's dreams of world domination!
When he awoke he was killed in Tera's dreams which were real. Because Tera is the best ever. But Toph disagrees with the people that think Tera is stupid. instead she thinks Tera is really awesome. but she lied about her age so its legal for her to drink but she wanted to drink something that will lure Tenoko Dragmire to her so