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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 7:06:44 GMT 1
Now my brother is complaining about something very loudly...
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Post by Teяa253 on Mar 18, 2008 7:30:32 GMT 1
I'm listening to my dishwasher run...
~Toph~
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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 8:07:43 GMT 1
Um, Kai?
Are you there?
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Post by Teяa253 on Mar 18, 2008 9:10:52 GMT 1
She's in the other thread, remember?
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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 13:01:14 GMT 1
Yeah, posted ths before that...
Anyway, I am listening to "The Lonely Goatherd", and singing along (quite well, if I do say so myself, my brother couldn't yodel for his life).
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Post by voodoobuddha on Mar 18, 2008 16:01:07 GMT 1
F*** Me Pumps - Amy Winehouse
You don't like playa's
That's what say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionair
You don't like balla's
They don't do nothin' for ya
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 16:14:12 GMT 1
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Post by voodoobuddha on Mar 18, 2008 16:17:58 GMT 1
INTERVIEW WITH THE DALEK "My flying motors are away at Microsoft for the upgrade. They said they'd come back today, but they let me down. Bill Gates will be exterminated. He is a Dalek android in human form, but his circuitry has gone a bit wonky. It would explain the paperclip in Microsoft Word, wouldn't it?"youtube.com/watch?v=NeJnBWK8FOcYeah, I'm a huge nerd. Sorry. |
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Post by らuやにr on Mar 18, 2008 16:29:24 GMT 1
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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 16:32:32 GMT 1
Lol, thanks for that link.
I always knew that Bill Gates was a robot seeking the destruction of all humans...
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Post by voodoobuddha on Mar 18, 2008 16:32:38 GMT 1
The Amazing Jesus - Rowan Atkinson And on the third day, there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee. And it came to pass that all the wine was drunk. And the mother of the bride came to Jesus and said unto the Lord, they have no more wine. And Jesus said unto the servants: "Fill six waterpots with water." And they did so. And when the steward of the feast did taste from the water of the pots, it had become wine. And they knew not whence it had come. But the servants did know, so they applauded loudly in the kitchen. And they said unto the Lord: " How the hell did you do that?" And inquired of him: " Do you do children's parties" And the Lord said:" No." But the servants did press him, saying; " Go on, give us another one!" Oh, I love british humor.  |
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Post by らuやにr on Mar 18, 2008 16:36:57 GMT 1
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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 16:41:57 GMT 1
Ha! I love all Rowan Atkinson material, one of the greatest comedians in all history! I especially love the "What not to do on a date" sketch. Right now I am watching the "Dead Parrot" skit by Monty Python: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4"I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on it's perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there" - Customer (Can you tell who played this part ;D ) |
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Post by voodoobuddha on Mar 18, 2008 16:42:15 GMT 1
Another Rowan Atkinson. Welcome To Hell this time around. youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc&feature=relatedAh hello! It's nice to see you all here. As the more perceptive of you have probably realised by now, this is Hell, and I am the Devil, good evening, but you can call me Toby, if you like. We try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal. That's just a little joke of mine. I tell it every time.
Now, you're all here for..... Eternity! Ooh, which I hardly need tell you is a heck of a long time, so you'll all get to know each other pretty well by the end.
But for now I'm going to have to split you up in groups.
Will You Stop Screaming!
Thank you.
Now, murderers? Murderers over here, please, thank you. Looters and Pillagers over there. Thieves, if you could join them, and Lawyers, you're in that lot too.
Fornicators - if you could step forward? My God, there are a lot of you! Could I split you up into Adulterers and the rest? Male adulterers, if you could just form a line in front of that small Guillotine in the corner.
Em... The French, are you here? If you would just like to come down here with the Germans. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.
Okay, atheists? Atheists over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of Nitwits. Never mind.
And finally, Christians. Christians? Ah, yes, I'm sorry but I'm afraid the Jews were right. If you would come down here, that would be really fine.
Okay! Right, well are there any questions? Yes.
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No, I'm afraid there aren't any toilets. If you read your Bible, you might have seen that it was damnation without relief, so if you did not go before you came, then I'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much, but then I believe that's the idea.
Okay. Well, it's over to you, Adolf! And I'll catch you all later at the barbecue. Bye!
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Post by Orophin on Mar 18, 2008 16:45:20 GMT 1
Ha!
I love "Welcome to Hell"!!!
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