Post by Teяa253 on Jan 29, 2008 6:21:45 GMT 1
just something fun I cooked up. How Ozai will meet his end!
WARNING: STUPIDITY RUNS RAMPANT BELOW!!
HOW THE FIRELORD WAS DEFEATED: THE REAL STORY
AANG, KATARA, SOKKA, TOPH, and ZUKO enter Fire lord OZAI'S domain, where he turns to greet them
OZAI: you guys are stupid for coming this far. There is no way to kill me! *laughs like a drunken manic villain*
SOKKA: I've got boomerang...
KATARA: that's pretty good SOKKA, but I have a better idea. there's a full moon. let that be your hint.
(OZAI, meanwhile, didn't hear any of this)
KATARA turns to the others, who look at her as if she's on steroids. KATARA, before commencing with her evil deeds, imitates BUMI, and then says "Stand back."
OZAI, blissfully ignorant enough to think that there is no way in hell's name that these meddling kids, let alone just KATARA, could possibly defeat him, decides to watch the 'show'--big mistake.
KATARA proceeds to bloodbend the crap out of OZAI insomuch that his body explodes.
Mixed reactions immediately follow.
KATARA is now covered in blood; ZUKO looks like he is gonna hurl, SOKKA faints, AANG is now sproting a vastly disgusted look, and TOPH does not react, being blind and not caring anyways. The whole crowd is silent, until AANG'S jaw drops a few feet or so.
KATARA'S immediate response is a somewhat guilty "Whaaaaat?", followed by a gesture that gives the impression that she's taking the defensive.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, AZULA appears again. This is a shock to the others, primarily ZUKO.
ZUKO: I thought I killed you!
AZULA: *laughs* you did kill me. 3 times in fact! but you failed to realize that I since then had 10,000 points and thus got an extra life. anyways, *AZULA pauses, sees the remains of OZAI,, and sees KATARA dripping with blood which by no possible means can be her own. AZULA screams, turns white, and dies on the spot*
KATARA seems pleased about all this, but AANG, and ZUKO proceed to bansih her from the group. KATARA, unable to come up with a good excuse for why she did it so violently, shrugs it off as a bad Fire Nation day, tells AANG and ZUKO to go fall off a cliff.
SOKKA, once he returns to consciousness, sees KATARA again, along with dead white AZULA, and faints again. TOPH is still standing there, waiting for something to happen.
SOKKA regains consiousness, disowns KATARA, and returns to the water tribe. TOPH, getting bored, decides to go behind the building and make use of some of the crack she had smuggled from the Fire Nation barracks. Years later, she is said to have established a permanent residence in the Fire Nation as a black market drug dealer. Oh, and she has a scribe write a letter to her parents telling them that she's richer than them, and now bears the Fire Nation emblem. On a side note, IROH has since returned and is a drug dealer alongside TOPH (and was the scribe). and the two of them have tea together on a regular basis when they're not selling drugs.
ZUKO continues to wander the realms of the world, finally finding his true place on a platform known to certain folks as "Final Destination". he occasionally sees Italian plumbers, intergalactic bounty hunters, blue hedgehogs, and electric rats.
SOKKA, after returning to the water tribe, said that KATARA died against the firelord, but his father did not care, since he liked ZUKO better anyways. Occasionally, (about once a month) ZUKO stops by to visit, and, like SOKKA, mentions nothing of KATARA.
AANG disappeared, never to be seen again, except by the Fire Nation soldiers that buried him. They had accepted him as the Avatar, but they never knew the reason why he died. According to a teen-aged waterbending master from the southern Water Tribe, he died of waterbending-related injuries that she was able to identify all too well...
KATARA has since become the next Avatar, mastering all 4 elements within the first 2 months of her reign as Fire Nation Queen. How she was chosen is still unknown, but apparently, the element after air is water. Katara's response: "Go figure?"
KATARA was able to learn airbending from her past forms (other avatars, including AANG), and by supporting TOPH and IROH'S drug business, she was able to immediately learn firebending and earthbending.
So, in the end, everyone but AZULA and OZAI was happy--even AANG, since KATARA was now a reincarnation of him.
THE END!
~Zuko~
WARNING: STUPIDITY RUNS RAMPANT BELOW!!
HOW THE FIRELORD WAS DEFEATED: THE REAL STORY
AANG, KATARA, SOKKA, TOPH, and ZUKO enter Fire lord OZAI'S domain, where he turns to greet them
OZAI: you guys are stupid for coming this far. There is no way to kill me! *laughs like a drunken manic villain*
SOKKA: I've got boomerang...
KATARA: that's pretty good SOKKA, but I have a better idea. there's a full moon. let that be your hint.
(OZAI, meanwhile, didn't hear any of this)
KATARA turns to the others, who look at her as if she's on steroids. KATARA, before commencing with her evil deeds, imitates BUMI, and then says "Stand back."
OZAI, blissfully ignorant enough to think that there is no way in hell's name that these meddling kids, let alone just KATARA, could possibly defeat him, decides to watch the 'show'--big mistake.
KATARA proceeds to bloodbend the crap out of OZAI insomuch that his body explodes.
Mixed reactions immediately follow.
KATARA is now covered in blood; ZUKO looks like he is gonna hurl, SOKKA faints, AANG is now sproting a vastly disgusted look, and TOPH does not react, being blind and not caring anyways. The whole crowd is silent, until AANG'S jaw drops a few feet or so.
KATARA'S immediate response is a somewhat guilty "Whaaaaat?", followed by a gesture that gives the impression that she's taking the defensive.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, AZULA appears again. This is a shock to the others, primarily ZUKO.
ZUKO: I thought I killed you!
AZULA: *laughs* you did kill me. 3 times in fact! but you failed to realize that I since then had 10,000 points and thus got an extra life. anyways, *AZULA pauses, sees the remains of OZAI,, and sees KATARA dripping with blood which by no possible means can be her own. AZULA screams, turns white, and dies on the spot*
KATARA seems pleased about all this, but AANG, and ZUKO proceed to bansih her from the group. KATARA, unable to come up with a good excuse for why she did it so violently, shrugs it off as a bad Fire Nation day, tells AANG and ZUKO to go fall off a cliff.
SOKKA, once he returns to consciousness, sees KATARA again, along with dead white AZULA, and faints again. TOPH is still standing there, waiting for something to happen.
SOKKA regains consiousness, disowns KATARA, and returns to the water tribe. TOPH, getting bored, decides to go behind the building and make use of some of the crack she had smuggled from the Fire Nation barracks. Years later, she is said to have established a permanent residence in the Fire Nation as a black market drug dealer. Oh, and she has a scribe write a letter to her parents telling them that she's richer than them, and now bears the Fire Nation emblem. On a side note, IROH has since returned and is a drug dealer alongside TOPH (and was the scribe). and the two of them have tea together on a regular basis when they're not selling drugs.
ZUKO continues to wander the realms of the world, finally finding his true place on a platform known to certain folks as "Final Destination". he occasionally sees Italian plumbers, intergalactic bounty hunters, blue hedgehogs, and electric rats.
SOKKA, after returning to the water tribe, said that KATARA died against the firelord, but his father did not care, since he liked ZUKO better anyways. Occasionally, (about once a month) ZUKO stops by to visit, and, like SOKKA, mentions nothing of KATARA.
AANG disappeared, never to be seen again, except by the Fire Nation soldiers that buried him. They had accepted him as the Avatar, but they never knew the reason why he died. According to a teen-aged waterbending master from the southern Water Tribe, he died of waterbending-related injuries that she was able to identify all too well...
KATARA has since become the next Avatar, mastering all 4 elements within the first 2 months of her reign as Fire Nation Queen. How she was chosen is still unknown, but apparently, the element after air is water. Katara's response: "Go figure?"
KATARA was able to learn airbending from her past forms (other avatars, including AANG), and by supporting TOPH and IROH'S drug business, she was able to immediately learn firebending and earthbending.
So, in the end, everyone but AZULA and OZAI was happy--even AANG, since KATARA was now a reincarnation of him.
THE END!
~Zuko~
