Post by Teяa253 on Feb 10, 2008 7:22:29 GMT 1
Ahh... yet another one of my mysterious stories on how something "really" happened. Toph's moments alone--with Appa, and how he was stolen
WARNING: STUPIDITY RUNS RAMPANT BELOW!!
HOW APPA WAS "STOLEN"
AANG, SOKKA, KATARA, and TOPH are flying on APPA when they reach the library.
KATARA: wait, AANG, who will watch over APPA while we're in the library?
TOPH: Hey, don't look at me...
SOKKA: hey everyone, let's look at TOPH!!
*TOPH smacks SOKKA*
KATARA: Okay then, who wants to go into the library?
TOPH: not me. I've held books before, and let me tell you, it was the most boring thing I've ever done.
AANG: excellent! if you're not going to follow us, then you can watch over APPA!!
TOPH: is there money involved?
KATARA: yeah. You can pay APPA back for all the places he's carried your worthless hide!
TOPH: You wanna go?
KATARA: hell yeah! Bring it on!!
SOKKA: OOH, a fight! this I gotta see...
(one huge water vs. earth fight later...)
TOPH: fine. I'll watch over APPA, even though I totaly beat you.
KATARA: you call that winning? that was cheating!
TOPH: you said nothing about rules. Besides, they're for sissies anyways.
AANG: hey guys, our fans are waiting for us to go into the library!
KATARA: alright, you little blind b******, I'll get back to you. Mark my words.
TOPH: don't get mad at me because you suck.
AANG: okaaayyy.... I thought Sokka had too much cactus juice...
TOPH: on a side note, I saw Katara take out a whole cactus' worth of that stuff. I was with her, of course,
SOKKA: okaaay... let's just get inside the library!
(AANG, SOKKA, and KATARA leave TOPH alone with APPA. things go well for them, but TOPH soon has company...)
SANDBENDER 7: hello, little girl. are you short on cash?
TOPH: what business is it of yours, jerk?
SANDBENDER 8: we're part of an illegal gambling organization. if you want to try our game, you could win big time!
TOPH: what kind of game...
SANDBENDER 7: we're not sure what it's called, but we've decided to call it poker. we learned about it from a book inside that library. it's from an ancient tribe that called themselves the Las Vegas tribe. weird name, huh?
TOPH: Poker? is that a card game?
SANDBENDER 4: yes it is.
TOPH: I'm blind, you idiots. I can't see cards!
SANDBENDER 3: these are made out of snadstone. I mean, hello? they were from a primitive nomadic tribe called Las Vegas! come on!
TOPH: I think I've heard of that, before. oaky, let's play!
SANDBENDER 8: uh-uh-uh! do you have anything to bet with?
TOPH: *thinks* yeah! I'll bet that magical flying bison over there against your 250 grand!
SANDBENDER 3: that's all you want for it--I mean, lady, you have yourself a deal!
*SANDBENDER 4 proceeds to give TOPH a rehash of the rules. as the game progresses, TOPH is not doing too bad*
SANDBENDER 6: we're approaching the final round. here, it's all or nothing. are you willing to take the wager?
TOPH: hmmm... *thinks* well, that bison isn't really mine, and it IS a rather useful creature, but there's money in front of me, and I secretly love money, so hell yeah I'll take your wager!
SANDBENDER 6: okay mate, deal the cards!
*SANDBENDER 5 deals TOPH and the other SANDBENDERS their 'cards'. it is here that TOPH makes a fatal mistake and loses*
SANDBENDER 5: well, sorry lady, but you just lost.
TOPH: WHAT THE #!*$?@$!#%?*@!%*@? HOW DID I LOSE!?!?!
*apparently TOPH'S scream was so loud that the sand under the library began rumbling, and the library began sinking*
SANDBENDER 4: calm down, missy, or you'll give us away!
TOPH: YOU FREAKIN BEAT ME!!! HOW COULD I LOSE!?!?!
SANDBENDER 5: here, take this shiny nickel as a consolation prize. now, we have to be going. I hope you don't have any friends in there or anything! *the SANDBENDERS leave*
TOPH: hmmm... the library is sinking. if I left my friends in there, they would die and they'd never get mad at me for losing APPA. However, if I save them, then they would love me. let's save them!
*TOPH uses her superhuman strength to lift the library up until AANG, SOKKA, and (to TOPH'S dismay) KATARA get the hint and get the heck out of there*
AANG: hey! what happened to APPA, and why did the library collapse?
TOPH: (pretending to cry) Oh, AANG, hold me. I'm so, so sad!
SOKKA: *cue TOKKA moment* I'll hold you TOPH!
Toph: (to herself) even better (to sokka) oh, SOKKA, a bunch of mean sandbenders put a hoard of screaming bombs all around the library to take it down,since I refused to surrender APPA to them. I had to fight valiantly and heroically to fend them off, but in the end, alas, my efforts failed. *TOPH is now sobbing into SOKKA'S shoulder*
KATARA: okay TOPH, you're not completely worthless. at least you tried, though patheic it may have been.
TOPH: They said something about BA SING SE, so we might try going there.
AANG: *sighs* okay. well folks, without APPA it's 3 straight days in the desert before we reach BA SING SE, so let's start walking!
TOPH: (to herself) 3 days of walking through the sand? 3 days of increased blindness? oh lord have mercy on my wretched soul!!
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TO BE CONTINUED...
so, what'd ya think?
~Zuko~
WARNING: STUPIDITY RUNS RAMPANT BELOW!!
HOW APPA WAS "STOLEN"
AANG, SOKKA, KATARA, and TOPH are flying on APPA when they reach the library.
KATARA: wait, AANG, who will watch over APPA while we're in the library?
TOPH: Hey, don't look at me...
SOKKA: hey everyone, let's look at TOPH!!
*TOPH smacks SOKKA*
KATARA: Okay then, who wants to go into the library?
TOPH: not me. I've held books before, and let me tell you, it was the most boring thing I've ever done.
AANG: excellent! if you're not going to follow us, then you can watch over APPA!!
TOPH: is there money involved?
KATARA: yeah. You can pay APPA back for all the places he's carried your worthless hide!
TOPH: You wanna go?
KATARA: hell yeah! Bring it on!!
SOKKA: OOH, a fight! this I gotta see...
(one huge water vs. earth fight later...)
TOPH: fine. I'll watch over APPA, even though I totaly beat you.
KATARA: you call that winning? that was cheating!
TOPH: you said nothing about rules. Besides, they're for sissies anyways.
AANG: hey guys, our fans are waiting for us to go into the library!
KATARA: alright, you little blind b******, I'll get back to you. Mark my words.
TOPH: don't get mad at me because you suck.
AANG: okaaayyy.... I thought Sokka had too much cactus juice...
TOPH: on a side note, I saw Katara take out a whole cactus' worth of that stuff. I was with her, of course,
SOKKA: okaaay... let's just get inside the library!
(AANG, SOKKA, and KATARA leave TOPH alone with APPA. things go well for them, but TOPH soon has company...)
SANDBENDER 7: hello, little girl. are you short on cash?
TOPH: what business is it of yours, jerk?
SANDBENDER 8: we're part of an illegal gambling organization. if you want to try our game, you could win big time!
TOPH: what kind of game...
SANDBENDER 7: we're not sure what it's called, but we've decided to call it poker. we learned about it from a book inside that library. it's from an ancient tribe that called themselves the Las Vegas tribe. weird name, huh?
TOPH: Poker? is that a card game?
SANDBENDER 4: yes it is.
TOPH: I'm blind, you idiots. I can't see cards!
SANDBENDER 3: these are made out of snadstone. I mean, hello? they were from a primitive nomadic tribe called Las Vegas! come on!
TOPH: I think I've heard of that, before. oaky, let's play!
SANDBENDER 8: uh-uh-uh! do you have anything to bet with?
TOPH: *thinks* yeah! I'll bet that magical flying bison over there against your 250 grand!
SANDBENDER 3: that's all you want for it--I mean, lady, you have yourself a deal!
*SANDBENDER 4 proceeds to give TOPH a rehash of the rules. as the game progresses, TOPH is not doing too bad*
SANDBENDER 6: we're approaching the final round. here, it's all or nothing. are you willing to take the wager?
TOPH: hmmm... *thinks* well, that bison isn't really mine, and it IS a rather useful creature, but there's money in front of me, and I secretly love money, so hell yeah I'll take your wager!
SANDBENDER 6: okay mate, deal the cards!
*SANDBENDER 5 deals TOPH and the other SANDBENDERS their 'cards'. it is here that TOPH makes a fatal mistake and loses*
SANDBENDER 5: well, sorry lady, but you just lost.
TOPH: WHAT THE #!*$?@$!#%?*@!%*@? HOW DID I LOSE!?!?!
*apparently TOPH'S scream was so loud that the sand under the library began rumbling, and the library began sinking*
SANDBENDER 4: calm down, missy, or you'll give us away!
TOPH: YOU FREAKIN BEAT ME!!! HOW COULD I LOSE!?!?!
SANDBENDER 5: here, take this shiny nickel as a consolation prize. now, we have to be going. I hope you don't have any friends in there or anything! *the SANDBENDERS leave*
TOPH: hmmm... the library is sinking. if I left my friends in there, they would die and they'd never get mad at me for losing APPA. However, if I save them, then they would love me. let's save them!
*TOPH uses her superhuman strength to lift the library up until AANG, SOKKA, and (to TOPH'S dismay) KATARA get the hint and get the heck out of there*
AANG: hey! what happened to APPA, and why did the library collapse?
TOPH: (pretending to cry) Oh, AANG, hold me. I'm so, so sad!
SOKKA: *cue TOKKA moment* I'll hold you TOPH!
Toph: (to herself) even better (to sokka) oh, SOKKA, a bunch of mean sandbenders put a hoard of screaming bombs all around the library to take it down,since I refused to surrender APPA to them. I had to fight valiantly and heroically to fend them off, but in the end, alas, my efforts failed. *TOPH is now sobbing into SOKKA'S shoulder*
KATARA: okay TOPH, you're not completely worthless. at least you tried, though patheic it may have been.
TOPH: They said something about BA SING SE, so we might try going there.
AANG: *sighs* okay. well folks, without APPA it's 3 straight days in the desert before we reach BA SING SE, so let's start walking!
TOPH: (to herself) 3 days of walking through the sand? 3 days of increased blindness? oh lord have mercy on my wretched soul!!
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TO BE CONTINUED...
so, what'd ya think?
~Zuko~
