Post by mastermomo12 on Feb 11, 2008 5:12:19 GMT 1
This was made and directed by ed wood.(if you know him and his movies, youl get the joke 
(movie starts)
Narroetar: A LONG TIME AGO... IN A GALAXY FAR FA(yelling) ohh dammit it. wrong script. AHEM, A LONG TIMME AGO,WADDA,WADDA,WADDA, SOME KIDS GONNA SAVE THE WORLD.
(scrren goes black, then we are in the middle of an icy ocean)
sokka: Yes, i almost have one... watch and learn katara, and see a real man fish.
(Sokka, 16, male, warrior, likes long walks on the ice, and is still lokking for the special someone)
katara: hehe, like your such a man.
(katara, 14, female, waterbender, drop dead hot)
katara:(waterbends) I got one! (she trys and pulls it up)
darth vader: I AM YOUR FATHER! wait... uhh
katara:(stareing)
vader:(uses the force and pushes katara back, and falls back in the water)
katara: ahh! (falls into sokka, who falls into water)
sokka:ahh!
Ten minutes later
sokka: damn currents, now we are trapped on some peice of ice becuase of you.
katara: me!! you dirty sexsist pig! i always do all the work and you run of playing soldier!
5 minutes later after giant ice explosion and katara breaking here nail,
katara: beep beep beep beep beep(whips a file out, and muttering, files nails)
sokka: look at that big ice berg! its glowing!
katara: wow! wait a sec, someones in there! we have to help him!
sokka: katara no!
katara: (cracks ice, and a boy falls out)
boy gains consice and looks at katara.
aang: ughh... (sees katara, and in his head you hear him say, bowchicawowwow) hey baby, how ya doin.
to be continued...
(movie starts)
Narroetar: A LONG TIME AGO... IN A GALAXY FAR FA(yelling) ohh dammit it. wrong script. AHEM, A LONG TIMME AGO,WADDA,WADDA,WADDA, SOME KIDS GONNA SAVE THE WORLD.
(scrren goes black, then we are in the middle of an icy ocean)
sokka: Yes, i almost have one... watch and learn katara, and see a real man fish.
(Sokka, 16, male, warrior, likes long walks on the ice, and is still lokking for the special someone)
katara: hehe, like your such a man.
(katara, 14, female, waterbender, drop dead hot)
katara:(waterbends) I got one! (she trys and pulls it up)
darth vader: I AM YOUR FATHER! wait... uhh
katara:(stareing)
vader:(uses the force and pushes katara back, and falls back in the water)
katara: ahh! (falls into sokka, who falls into water)
sokka:ahh!
Ten minutes later
sokka: damn currents, now we are trapped on some peice of ice becuase of you.
katara: me!! you dirty sexsist pig! i always do all the work and you run of playing soldier!
5 minutes later after giant ice explosion and katara breaking here nail,
katara: beep beep beep beep beep(whips a file out, and muttering, files nails)
sokka: look at that big ice berg! its glowing!
katara: wow! wait a sec, someones in there! we have to help him!
sokka: katara no!
katara: (cracks ice, and a boy falls out)
boy gains consice and looks at katara.
aang: ughh... (sees katara, and in his head you hear him say, bowchicawowwow) hey baby, how ya doin.
to be continued...
