Post by Ilovethisshow on May 8, 2008 22:59:28 GMT 1
Okay this Idea came to me while I was bored at school. 101 ways to p!ss Azula off
(warning do not try any of this stuff) (if you do, tell me so I can watch her kill you)
1) Walk up to her and say Hi!
2) Poke her continuously
3) Go up behind her and scream really loudly
4) if she asks you why you screamed look at her like she’s an idiot
5) if you survive looking at her like she’s an Idiot as her if she forgot to take her medicine.
6) Give her all the reasons why Zuko is better then her.
7) Remind her that her mother thought she was a monster and so does everyone else.
8) Ask her if she’s pregnant.
9) Ask her if the father’s Zuko
10) Cut her hair
11) while she’s asleep dye her hair blue
12) ...then pink
13) Sell her to a crazed Fanboy
14) ...or girl
15) find her diary and burn it.
16) Tell her the tides command the ship
17) Tell her that no guy would ever go out with her
18) ...or girl
19) Tell her you have the Avatar
20) Tell her she can’t have the Avatar
21) tell her you are the Avatar in disguise
22) Tell her Horu wants his cloths back
23) Jump on her back at random times
24) Ask her if she wants a donut
25) Tell her that red was so last season
26) Tell her that the throne now belongs to Zuko
27) Call her a buttercup
28) Tell her she’s to nice to the people she hates
29) Bang her head into a locker
30) Sell her stuff on E-bay
31) Give her some Ex-Lax
32) Ask her if she misses her family in the south pole
33) Remind her that Zuko and Iroh escaped.
34) Stomp on her foot
35) Ask her for some of her crack
36) Call her an Idoit
37) run around her in a circle calling her an Idiot
38) randomly poor a bucket of water on her.
39) Then ask her why she’s wet
40) tell her a turtle is better at fire bending the her
41) throw a net over her head and say “I FINALLY CAUGHT THE BOOGIE MAN!!”
42) Ask her what color her contacts are
43) Shred her cloths
44) Remind her ‘why’ Suki got away
45) Tell her she’s a miserable failure
46) Tell her that you found her long lost sister, then hold up a fish.
47) put a kitten in her cloths
48) ask her why there’s a lump moving on her arm
49) When the cat pops out ask her what her pet Kitten’s name is.
50) Stand next to her and keep singing the ‘Just keep swimming’ at the top of your lungs
51) ask her why she looks so happy
52) Poke her until she looks at you weirdly
53) then scream RAPE!
55) Tell her that Agni’s not real
56) Tell her she looks like Appa, only without the Arrow
57) randomly slap her
58) when she’s in a fight ask her why she’s so mean, then drag her off by her ear
59) I didn’t put a number 54)
60) Chose Zuko over her, then get into a fight
61) escape the Boiling Rock
62) Tell her to go buy you some Burger king
63) Tell her she’s Gay
64) Tell her she’s strait
65) Show her all the fanfic’s that have a pairing of her and Katara
66) then tell her Katara doesn’t like her
67) Tell her that no matter how long she chases Aang, Katara will never love her(jk lol)
68) Ask her if you can borrow the mask she always wears
69) run away while she’s trying to kill you
70) absorb her lighting as she’s trying to kill you
71) tell her she’s going to die in the 3rd season of Avatar
72) Tell her she’s truly good at heart
73) make her cry
74) Tell her she’ll never be the Fie lord
75) Remind her that Zuko got Mai even though he ‘betrayed’ her and that she has no one now
76) tell her that not even Peter Griffin likes her
77) Show her a crack pairing of her And Bomie
78) ask her why she shaves her face
79) tell her that you know she did it and you’re going to tell the Fire lord
80) call her ‘Mr. Grinch’
81) Give her a happy pill
82) Kick her in the shin
83) Try to kill her
84) fail on purpose when trying to kill her
85) Say that you’ll always be her friend, then run off with Zuko or the Avatar
86) tell her she’s bad at singing
87) Take the last of her crack
88) Tell her you took all of her beer
89) Tell her that you gave it to Aang
90) Tell her she lost her unicorn
91) Say you found her fairy next to her unicorn
92) Tell her your going to make sure that the fire lord lives longer then she does
93) beat her in an Agni Kai
94) Make the invasion beat her
95) Hit her on the head with a baseball bat
96) ....or golf club
97) Tell her she’s ugly
98) Ask her if she caught the Avatar yet
99) give her some uncooked meat and make her cook it
100) Tell her that Fire is over rated
101) Make up a crappy list on how to piss her off
That took forever and isn’t even funny. Oh well.
(warning do not try any of this stuff) (if you do, tell me so I can watch her kill you)
1) Walk up to her and say Hi!
2) Poke her continuously
3) Go up behind her and scream really loudly
4) if she asks you why you screamed look at her like she’s an idiot
5) if you survive looking at her like she’s an Idiot as her if she forgot to take her medicine.
6) Give her all the reasons why Zuko is better then her.
7) Remind her that her mother thought she was a monster and so does everyone else.
8) Ask her if she’s pregnant.
9) Ask her if the father’s Zuko
10) Cut her hair
11) while she’s asleep dye her hair blue
12) ...then pink
13) Sell her to a crazed Fanboy
14) ...or girl
15) find her diary and burn it.
16) Tell her the tides command the ship
17) Tell her that no guy would ever go out with her
18) ...or girl
19) Tell her you have the Avatar
20) Tell her she can’t have the Avatar
21) tell her you are the Avatar in disguise
22) Tell her Horu wants his cloths back
23) Jump on her back at random times
24) Ask her if she wants a donut
25) Tell her that red was so last season
26) Tell her that the throne now belongs to Zuko
27) Call her a buttercup
28) Tell her she’s to nice to the people she hates
29) Bang her head into a locker
30) Sell her stuff on E-bay
31) Give her some Ex-Lax
32) Ask her if she misses her family in the south pole
33) Remind her that Zuko and Iroh escaped.
34) Stomp on her foot
35) Ask her for some of her crack
36) Call her an Idoit
37) run around her in a circle calling her an Idiot
38) randomly poor a bucket of water on her.
39) Then ask her why she’s wet
40) tell her a turtle is better at fire bending the her
41) throw a net over her head and say “I FINALLY CAUGHT THE BOOGIE MAN!!”
42) Ask her what color her contacts are
43) Shred her cloths
44) Remind her ‘why’ Suki got away
45) Tell her she’s a miserable failure
46) Tell her that you found her long lost sister, then hold up a fish.
47) put a kitten in her cloths
48) ask her why there’s a lump moving on her arm
49) When the cat pops out ask her what her pet Kitten’s name is.
50) Stand next to her and keep singing the ‘Just keep swimming’ at the top of your lungs
51) ask her why she looks so happy
52) Poke her until she looks at you weirdly
53) then scream RAPE!
55) Tell her that Agni’s not real
56) Tell her she looks like Appa, only without the Arrow
57) randomly slap her
58) when she’s in a fight ask her why she’s so mean, then drag her off by her ear
59) I didn’t put a number 54)
60) Chose Zuko over her, then get into a fight
61) escape the Boiling Rock
62) Tell her to go buy you some Burger king
63) Tell her she’s Gay
64) Tell her she’s strait
65) Show her all the fanfic’s that have a pairing of her and Katara
66) then tell her Katara doesn’t like her
67) Tell her that no matter how long she chases Aang, Katara will never love her(jk lol)
68) Ask her if you can borrow the mask she always wears
69) run away while she’s trying to kill you
70) absorb her lighting as she’s trying to kill you
71) tell her she’s going to die in the 3rd season of Avatar
72) Tell her she’s truly good at heart
73) make her cry
74) Tell her she’ll never be the Fie lord
75) Remind her that Zuko got Mai even though he ‘betrayed’ her and that she has no one now
76) tell her that not even Peter Griffin likes her
77) Show her a crack pairing of her And Bomie
78) ask her why she shaves her face
79) tell her that you know she did it and you’re going to tell the Fire lord
80) call her ‘Mr. Grinch’
81) Give her a happy pill
82) Kick her in the shin
83) Try to kill her
84) fail on purpose when trying to kill her
85) Say that you’ll always be her friend, then run off with Zuko or the Avatar
86) tell her she’s bad at singing
87) Take the last of her crack
88) Tell her you took all of her beer
89) Tell her that you gave it to Aang
90) Tell her she lost her unicorn
91) Say you found her fairy next to her unicorn
92) Tell her your going to make sure that the fire lord lives longer then she does
93) beat her in an Agni Kai
94) Make the invasion beat her
95) Hit her on the head with a baseball bat
96) ....or golf club
97) Tell her she’s ugly
98) Ask her if she caught the Avatar yet
99) give her some uncooked meat and make her cook it
100) Tell her that Fire is over rated
101) Make up a crappy list on how to piss her off
That took forever and isn’t even funny. Oh well.
