Post by Teяa253 on Aug 1, 2008 16:16:07 GMT 1
okay, here is a disclaimer:
this is not supposed to an intelligently written fanfic. this is a parody that I wrote because I was bored. I will be going through all of the episodes for Seasons 2 and 3.
I will not be doing season 1, (since I never watched any of it). incidentally, I've only watched about half of season 2, and there's still some of season 3 I need to see. However, due to laziness, I will write them based off of the eps. to the "best" of my ability.
WARNING: Stupidity runs rampant below...
BOOK 2: EARTH
CHAPTER 1: THE AVATAR STATE
*scene opens with AANG in a fetal position sucking his thumb*
AANG: KATARA... KATARA getting angry... all the time...
*AANG’S dream then flashes to himself going into the avatar state and hearing KATARA’S VOICE*
KATARA: (in AANG’S dream) that’s right AANG. You GET ANGRY!!!
*AANG bolts awake, frightened. He takes his thumb out of his mouth and stops, still breathing heavily*
AANG: I... I was angry... so scary... I’ll never sleep again...
SOKKA: so you’re awake finally?
KATARA: no you idiot. He’s asleep. What does it look like?
SOKKA: duh... he might still be asleep.
Katara: *shakes head, rolls eyes mutters* d4mn my bad luck... I get stuck with these two hooligans... (A little while later...)
KATARA: we’re off to OMASHU. If you stop us, I might just have to GET ANGRY!!!
SOKKA: let’s stay then. I wanna see you get angry.
KATARA: SOKKA, you’re doing it wrong. I never get angry. I only GET ANGRY!!! See the difference?
SOKKA: a little. Let’s just leave to OMASHU so AANG can learn earthbending.
AANG: without getting angry?
KATARA: yes. But you might have to GET ANGRY!!!
AANG: *sniffles*
(Meanwhile, some odd miles away from where the GAANG is, ZUKO is again sulking about something)
ZUKO: yo uncle, it’s been about 3 years since my old man banished me, yo.
IROH: Zuko you schmuck. Why would he banish you if he didn’t care?
ZUKO: ‘coz my uncle is da shiznit and helped plan it?
IROH: eh, maybe. But you’re better off with me, you know?
ZUKO: I totally dig it, yo. You really are da shiznit.
IROH: that’s what your mother told me last night. *grins*
ZUKO: Uhhh… yo. (one meaningless scene change later...)
AZULA: you people are going to beat the ******** living ****** out of those ******* ******** Iroh and Zuko or you’ll be eating ***** on ya ******.
CAPTAIN: but the tide is up. It’s impossible.
AZULA: then perhaps you should ******** worry less about the ******** tides, who have already made up their minds, and more about me, who is still mulling it over, eh?
SANAKI: WTF mate? Crikey that’s a lot of stars.
253: you’re blind Sanaki. You can’t see stars. And you shouldn’t even be here. You know the rules.
SANAKI: blast you and your bloody rules, mate. *leaves*
TOPH: can’t you just leave me out of this?
253: no. you’re canon. Sorry.
TOPH: *grumbles*
(and now again we go back to where we started, only 3 feet ahead! yay)
KATARA: let’s just cut to the chase. Look, a guy!
FONG: hello. I am a guy.
AANG: um... hello guy.
FONG: the avatar, is it? personally kid, I think you should just scrap the idea of that element bull crap, just go all glowy on Ozai’s royal buttocks and end this d4mn war!
AANG: that sounds good. When do we start?
(about 307 lame and unsuccessful attempts later...)
FONG: 307 attempts? You’re making me look stupid, 253.
253: well, we’re never gonna see you again, so deal with it.
SOKKA: dur, maybe I can scare you into it AANG...
KATARA: oh please. The only way for AANG to go into the avatar state is if he takes my advice and decides to GET ANGRY!!!
FONG: get angry, huh? *starts scheming as I change the scene YET AGAIN!!!*
AZULA: I am perfect. Bow down before me, mortals. *shows off some near-perfect firebending ownage complete with lightning*
MORON #86: AZULA, you have a hair out of place.
AZULA: *blows the crap out of MORON #86* DIE MORTAL FOOL!!!
253: and we wonder why she goes psycho...
AZULA: WHAT WAS THAT!?!
253: um, I said, someone would have to be psycho to fight you.
AZULA: I know. I’m bad*** that way. *grins* (meanwhile...)
AANG: you know what KATARA, FONG, I just can’t do this. Getting angry is not my thing, you see?
FONG: then I’ll send my troops to kill you.
KATARA: *cracks her knuckles, steps in the way and beats FONG’S troops up with simply her fists, both of which are have the word “kill” written on them—in blood*
KATARA: FONG, I told you this exactly 744 times in the last 20 minutes. The ONLY way for AANG to get into the d4mn avatar state is for him to crack down and GET ANGRY!!!
FONG: getting angry... well, lady with the man voice, I’ll give you a reason to get angry in a second.
KATARA: are you making fun of my d4mn voice, old man?
FONG: *earthbends KATARA into the ground so that she’s half
buried*
KATARA: THAT’S IT!!! you’re making me have to GET ANGRY!!! *tries unsuccessfully to get herself out*
AANG: ZOMG!!!11one you’re going to kill my girlfriend!
FONG: hoo, hoo, hoo... I mean, AANG, go into the avatar state and you can watch me take her clothes off.
253: that was wrong in so many ways… *slaps forehead*
KATARA: that’s it. AANG, you need to GET ANGRY!!!
FONG: yeah, get angry and go into the avatar state *buries Katara so just her head is poking out*
AANG: how dare you!!!11one *goes all glowy*
KATARA: that’s right, AANG!! You GET ANGRY!!! *gets buried*
KATARA’S VOICE: d4mmit.
AANG: *gets all spirity and meets ROKU*
ROKU: well, I would give you a long boring lecture about the avatar state, but seeing as at the finale it’s not gonna matter, why bother? After all, you’re invincible. *winks, sends AANG back*
KATARA: *gets out* that’s it. now I GET ANGRY!!! On that FONG guy.
SOKKA: *comes crashing down the stairs, making loud noises that include the breaking of glass and pottery, and a cat’s screech. He drops a club onto FONG’S head before KATARA can beat him up, and he is knocked out*
KATARA: d4mmit, SOKKA!!! I wanted to beat him up!
SOKKA: duh, sorry.
AANG: to OMASHU!!! Where I can learn earthbending!
KATARA: and where I can GET ANGRY!!!
(and, one last not-pointless-this-time scene transition later, IROH and ZUKO are on AZULA’S boat)
CAPTIAN: those two are “the prisoners” right?
AZULA: *shakes head* you ******** idiot.
*IROH and ZUKO get into a huge fight, pwn AZULA’S army and runs into a forest*
IROH: you know ZUKO, this might be where you find yourself. Everyone “finds themselves” in a forest.
ZUKO: true, dawg. And I finally realized yo, that that Fire Nation is not da shiz. I gotta show dat exile thing now. *cuts off topknot*
IROH: whatever you say you schkabunk. *does the same*
and that's chapter 1... only 40 more to go. =P
~Zuko~
this is not supposed to an intelligently written fanfic. this is a parody that I wrote because I was bored. I will be going through all of the episodes for Seasons 2 and 3.
I will not be doing season 1, (since I never watched any of it). incidentally, I've only watched about half of season 2, and there's still some of season 3 I need to see. However, due to laziness, I will write them based off of the eps. to the "best" of my ability.
WARNING: Stupidity runs rampant below...
BOOK 2: EARTH
CHAPTER 1: THE AVATAR STATE
*scene opens with AANG in a fetal position sucking his thumb*
AANG: KATARA... KATARA getting angry... all the time...
*AANG’S dream then flashes to himself going into the avatar state and hearing KATARA’S VOICE*
KATARA: (in AANG’S dream) that’s right AANG. You GET ANGRY!!!
*AANG bolts awake, frightened. He takes his thumb out of his mouth and stops, still breathing heavily*
AANG: I... I was angry... so scary... I’ll never sleep again...
SOKKA: so you’re awake finally?
KATARA: no you idiot. He’s asleep. What does it look like?
SOKKA: duh... he might still be asleep.
Katara: *shakes head, rolls eyes mutters* d4mn my bad luck... I get stuck with these two hooligans... (A little while later...)
KATARA: we’re off to OMASHU. If you stop us, I might just have to GET ANGRY!!!
SOKKA: let’s stay then. I wanna see you get angry.
KATARA: SOKKA, you’re doing it wrong. I never get angry. I only GET ANGRY!!! See the difference?
SOKKA: a little. Let’s just leave to OMASHU so AANG can learn earthbending.
AANG: without getting angry?
KATARA: yes. But you might have to GET ANGRY!!!
AANG: *sniffles*
(Meanwhile, some odd miles away from where the GAANG is, ZUKO is again sulking about something)
ZUKO: yo uncle, it’s been about 3 years since my old man banished me, yo.
IROH: Zuko you schmuck. Why would he banish you if he didn’t care?
ZUKO: ‘coz my uncle is da shiznit and helped plan it?
IROH: eh, maybe. But you’re better off with me, you know?
ZUKO: I totally dig it, yo. You really are da shiznit.
IROH: that’s what your mother told me last night. *grins*
ZUKO: Uhhh… yo. (one meaningless scene change later...)
AZULA: you people are going to beat the ******** living ****** out of those ******* ******** Iroh and Zuko or you’ll be eating ***** on ya ******.
CAPTAIN: but the tide is up. It’s impossible.
AZULA: then perhaps you should ******** worry less about the ******** tides, who have already made up their minds, and more about me, who is still mulling it over, eh?
SANAKI: WTF mate? Crikey that’s a lot of stars.
253: you’re blind Sanaki. You can’t see stars. And you shouldn’t even be here. You know the rules.
SANAKI: blast you and your bloody rules, mate. *leaves*
TOPH: can’t you just leave me out of this?
253: no. you’re canon. Sorry.
TOPH: *grumbles*
(and now again we go back to where we started, only 3 feet ahead! yay)
KATARA: let’s just cut to the chase. Look, a guy!
FONG: hello. I am a guy.
AANG: um... hello guy.
FONG: the avatar, is it? personally kid, I think you should just scrap the idea of that element bull crap, just go all glowy on Ozai’s royal buttocks and end this d4mn war!
AANG: that sounds good. When do we start?
(about 307 lame and unsuccessful attempts later...)
FONG: 307 attempts? You’re making me look stupid, 253.
253: well, we’re never gonna see you again, so deal with it.
SOKKA: dur, maybe I can scare you into it AANG...
KATARA: oh please. The only way for AANG to go into the avatar state is if he takes my advice and decides to GET ANGRY!!!
FONG: get angry, huh? *starts scheming as I change the scene YET AGAIN!!!*
AZULA: I am perfect. Bow down before me, mortals. *shows off some near-perfect firebending ownage complete with lightning*
MORON #86: AZULA, you have a hair out of place.
AZULA: *blows the crap out of MORON #86* DIE MORTAL FOOL!!!
253: and we wonder why she goes psycho...
AZULA: WHAT WAS THAT!?!
253: um, I said, someone would have to be psycho to fight you.
AZULA: I know. I’m bad*** that way. *grins* (meanwhile...)
AANG: you know what KATARA, FONG, I just can’t do this. Getting angry is not my thing, you see?
FONG: then I’ll send my troops to kill you.
KATARA: *cracks her knuckles, steps in the way and beats FONG’S troops up with simply her fists, both of which are have the word “kill” written on them—in blood*
KATARA: FONG, I told you this exactly 744 times in the last 20 minutes. The ONLY way for AANG to get into the d4mn avatar state is for him to crack down and GET ANGRY!!!
FONG: getting angry... well, lady with the man voice, I’ll give you a reason to get angry in a second.
KATARA: are you making fun of my d4mn voice, old man?
FONG: *earthbends KATARA into the ground so that she’s half
buried*
KATARA: THAT’S IT!!! you’re making me have to GET ANGRY!!! *tries unsuccessfully to get herself out*
AANG: ZOMG!!!11one you’re going to kill my girlfriend!
FONG: hoo, hoo, hoo... I mean, AANG, go into the avatar state and you can watch me take her clothes off.
253: that was wrong in so many ways… *slaps forehead*
KATARA: that’s it. AANG, you need to GET ANGRY!!!
FONG: yeah, get angry and go into the avatar state *buries Katara so just her head is poking out*
AANG: how dare you!!!11one *goes all glowy*
KATARA: that’s right, AANG!! You GET ANGRY!!! *gets buried*
KATARA’S VOICE: d4mmit.
AANG: *gets all spirity and meets ROKU*
ROKU: well, I would give you a long boring lecture about the avatar state, but seeing as at the finale it’s not gonna matter, why bother? After all, you’re invincible. *winks, sends AANG back*
KATARA: *gets out* that’s it. now I GET ANGRY!!! On that FONG guy.
SOKKA: *comes crashing down the stairs, making loud noises that include the breaking of glass and pottery, and a cat’s screech. He drops a club onto FONG’S head before KATARA can beat him up, and he is knocked out*
KATARA: d4mmit, SOKKA!!! I wanted to beat him up!
SOKKA: duh, sorry.
AANG: to OMASHU!!! Where I can learn earthbending!
KATARA: and where I can GET ANGRY!!!
(and, one last not-pointless-this-time scene transition later, IROH and ZUKO are on AZULA’S boat)
CAPTIAN: those two are “the prisoners” right?
AZULA: *shakes head* you ******** idiot.
*IROH and ZUKO get into a huge fight, pwn AZULA’S army and runs into a forest*
IROH: you know ZUKO, this might be where you find yourself. Everyone “finds themselves” in a forest.
ZUKO: true, dawg. And I finally realized yo, that that Fire Nation is not da shiz. I gotta show dat exile thing now. *cuts off topknot*
IROH: whatever you say you schkabunk. *does the same*
and that's chapter 1... only 40 more to go. =P
~Zuko~
