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Post by eduante on Apr 14, 2008 22:14:20 GMT 1
Let's hear some good old fashion Chuck Noris jokes! I'll start.
Chuck Noris doesn't comb his hair. It just sits in terror.
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 14, 2008 22:42:16 GMT 1
Chuck Norris appears in the Avatar Universe as the character Toph Bei Fong...
(lol I'll think of some more soon)
~Zuki~
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Post by eduante on Apr 14, 2008 23:10:41 GMT 1
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Noris.
All of it.
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 14, 2008 23:11:58 GMT 1
leading hand sanitizers can kill 99.99% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER THE HECK HE WANTS!!! (swearword replaced. there's kids here)
~Zuko~
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Post by eduante on Apr 14, 2008 23:19:55 GMT 1
God said let there be light.
Chuck Noris said say please.
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Post by eduante on Apr 15, 2008 21:48:17 GMT 1
Chuck Noris has a night light. He's not afraid of the dark. Dark's afraid of him.
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 15, 2008 21:50:14 GMT 1
(PS: It's Norris with 2 R's)
Noah was the only one warned before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean,
~Zuki~
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Post by eduante on Apr 15, 2008 22:06:59 GMT 1
Antibiotics kill 99% of all germs. CHUCK NORRIS kills 100% of whatever the hell he wants!
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Post by eduante on Apr 15, 2008 22:54:03 GMT 1
Chuck Norris eats rubix cubes and shits them out finished.
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Post by eduante on Apr 16, 2008 21:36:43 GMT 1
Chuck Noris got bit by a venomase snake, and the snake died.
(I could go on all day.)
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 16, 2008 21:38:52 GMT 1
Noah was the only one warned before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. they are now called the Islands.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"
~Zuki~
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Post by eduante on Apr 16, 2008 22:04:12 GMT 1
Nice!
Chuck once divoered 3 steaks in an hour. Oh did I mention he spent the first 45 minutes banging the waitress that brought them.
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 16, 2008 22:09:43 GMT 1
if you spell Chuck Norris' ane wrong on Goggle search, it will not sy: "did you mean: Chuck Norris?" it will say:
"run while you still can".
(you should probably change the title and put the other 'R' in, otherwise Chuck will come after you. lol)
~Zuki~
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Post by Orophin on Apr 17, 2008 2:59:49 GMT 1
God said 'come forth', But Chuck Norris came first.
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 17, 2008 3:18:11 GMT 1
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents when he listens to a song.
~Zuko~
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