Orophin
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Post by Orophin on May 5, 2008 5:42:49 GMT 1
*Sigh* Maybe you should have waited a while longer, Bruce, lol.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a spacesuit, he is so awesome he has his own pressure system and he can pull oxygen out of nothing.
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Bruce8331
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 5, 2008 7:06:40 GMT 1
He he he, nice one.
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Post by voodoobuddha on May 5, 2008 18:07:04 GMT 1
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
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Bruce8331
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 5, 2008 20:16:49 GMT 1
Nice!
When Chuck Norris snore, it creates a sonic boom.
Chuck Norris is so cool that when he put on glasses and braces he made it look awesome.
Chuck Norris once did CPR on man and ended up blowing him up.
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on May 6, 2008 0:38:37 GMT 1
Chuck Norris is the one who sunk the titanic. And the Hindenburg? Yeah, that was him too...
And do you really believe Hitler shot himself? Chuck Norris just spat at him... and Chuck Norris spits bullets.
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Post by cookie on May 6, 2008 1:08:17 GMT 1
The reason Hurricane Katrina was so powerful is because Chuck sneezed and there it was ( I hope no one involved in the incident is offended.
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Post by Ilovethisshow on May 6, 2008 1:47:46 GMT 1
(I'm not)
one kid asked if anyone could survive chuck's round house kick. Later that evening he died of head trama
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on May 6, 2008 1:49:12 GMT 1
When Chuck Norris fought Dracula, all Chuck had to do was moon him, as the sun shines out his a$$. Lol.
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 6, 2008 2:11:33 GMT 1
LOL Now that's a good, Orophin!! Chuck Norris taught Iroh everything he knew, including firebending out of his mouth. The only horse that can hold Chuck Norris is the Trojan Horse.  |
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Post by Solid Snake on May 6, 2008 3:29:41 GMT 1
chuck norris doesn't need an army all he needs are his two fists!  |
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Orophin
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Post by Orophin on May 6, 2008 3:35:12 GMT 1
If Chuck Norris attacked Troy, he wouldn't need the horse to get in. He'd knock. Once.
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 6, 2008 3:42:49 GMT 1
ROFLMAO!! "He'd knock. Once" OMG that's so funny!!!11
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Post by Teяa253 on May 6, 2008 21:29:28 GMT 1
the Chuck Norris military unit was removed from the game Civilization 4 because it could take out the entire rest of the world in one turn.
~Zuki~
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Post by cookie on May 6, 2008 22:33:38 GMT 1
Once Chuck Norris and Zeus had a battle. It took Zeus 100 immortal days recovering on mount Olympus.
On TD defense, the only reason the Chuck lee tower is so weak is because Lee held it down.
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 7, 2008 3:00:47 GMT 1
Once Ty Lee was fighting Chuck Norris, and Chuck let Ty Lee hit him in one of his pressure points.......she ended up breaking your fingers.
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