Reaperz
Skilled firebender
Life is a Plastic Butter knife fight to the death.
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Post by Reaperz on Apr 30, 2008 0:51:29 GMT 1
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Post by taic on Apr 30, 2008 17:24:45 GMT 1
When Chuck Norris goes in the water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris
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Orophin
No life Poster
Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on May 1, 2008 3:06:29 GMT 1
Niel Armstrong wasn't the first man on the moon. There's a reason Haley's comet avoided it.
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Post by littlelouie11 on May 1, 2008 7:08:11 GMT 1
chuck norris doesnt walk, the world moves around him
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Orophin
No life Poster
Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on May 1, 2008 8:53:57 GMT 1
Lol, good ones! Chuck Norris doesn't move, he just moves the universe around himself. You mean like that? Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. |
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Bruce8331
Avatar State Master
Sokka found Toph!
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 2, 2008 1:36:21 GMT 1
OMG These are hilarious!!
Chuck Norris' computer never dares to crash on him.
Iron Man needs firepower to defeat his enemies, but Chuck Norris only needs to look at his enemies and they'll fall to their knees crying.
The only woman who could handle Chuck Norris gave born to Toph (I bet Tera will like that one)
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eduante
Master waterbender
Momo and the special olympics..
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Post by eduante on May 2, 2008 1:58:24 GMT 1
LOL
Chuck Norris's dick is 2 inches.... from the ground... on stilts.
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Ratava
Discovered avatar
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Post by Ratava on May 2, 2008 15:37:22 GMT 1
'Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch Chuck Norris decides what time it is' or 'Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight...the knife lost'
This thing you should do with Iroh like this: 'Iroh doesn't churn butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out'
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Ratava
Discovered avatar
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Post by Ratava on May 2, 2008 15:38:10 GMT 1
'Iroh ordered a Big Mac by Burger King, and got one'
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Teяa253
No life Poster
I am amazing. I know.
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Post by Teяa253 on May 2, 2008 19:33:58 GMT 1
Toph and Chuck Norris are the same person.
in the beginning there was nothing. then Toph came around and told that nothing to get it's rear in gear, and thus, the universe.
~Zuko~
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Bruce8331
Avatar State Master
Sokka found Toph!
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 2, 2008 20:39:34 GMT 1
Chuck Norris is the Avatar, but he doesn't have to learn to bend the elements; he just looks at the element and they do what he tells them to.
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Teяa253
No life Poster
I am amazing. I know.
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Post by Teяa253 on May 3, 2008 1:50:29 GMT 1
nice...
~Ty Lee~
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eduante
Master waterbender
Momo and the special olympics..
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Post by eduante on May 3, 2008 2:18:13 GMT 1
Vango once tried to paint Chuck Norris, but he just couldn't capture THE SHEIR BOILING PILE OF AWSOME THAT IS CHUCK!
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Ilovethisshow
Avatar State Master
If you have problems with failing things, don't try to understand me.
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Post by Ilovethisshow on May 3, 2008 2:53:14 GMT 1
If you try to rearrange Chuck Norrises name, your garenteed to die within 5 minutes.
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Bruce8331
Avatar State Master
Sokka found Toph!
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 3, 2008 3:02:07 GMT 1
lol nice ones.
When ever the clouds rains, they always avoid Chuck Norris.
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