Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Apr 17, 2008 10:47:04 GMT 1
Chuck Norris doesn't write. He yells at the pen, and it writes what he wants it to write.
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nana
Skilled airbender
Elfen Lied is great ...
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Post by nana on Apr 17, 2008 14:06:22 GMT 1
Chuck Norris' birthday is at 30th of February.
Chuck Norris is dead since last thursday . The dead just didnt dare to tell him.
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Apr 17, 2008 14:08:22 GMT 1
Lol, good ones!
Chuck Norris doesn't move, he just moves the universe around himself.
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nana
Skilled airbender
Elfen Lied is great ...
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Post by nana on Apr 17, 2008 16:25:06 GMT 1
Chuck Norris can make a fire with a loupe ... at night !
Chuck Norris never uses condoms. Theres nothing what could save u from Chuck Norris
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Teяa253
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I am amazing. I know.
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 17, 2008 18:06:24 GMT 1
Chuck Norris can burn arts with a magnifiying glass-at night.
~Zuki~
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Apr 17, 2008 18:08:29 GMT 1
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, air willingly flows into his lounges.
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Teяa253
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 17, 2008 18:43:50 GMT 1
Chuck Norris. End of story.
(that's on the Chuck Norris facts site)
~Zuki~
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Apr 17, 2008 18:54:10 GMT 1
Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he shows up and the opponents King abdicates.
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Teяa253
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Post by Teяa253 on Apr 17, 2008 21:27:26 GMT 1
Chuck Norris can win a game of solitaire with only 18 cards.
~Zuko~
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nana
Skilled airbender
Elfen Lied is great ...
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Post by nana on Apr 19, 2008 14:18:45 GMT 1
Chuck Norris can drown fisches.
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Apr 19, 2008 14:20:00 GMT 1
Chuck Norris vs The Hulk = Undetermined. The Hulk never shows up.
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eduante
Master waterbender
Momo and the special olympics..
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Post by eduante on Apr 29, 2008 17:34:35 GMT 1
What? I don't get that one.
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Post by voodoobuddha on Apr 29, 2008 18:30:32 GMT 1
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the crap out of little kids.
The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.
Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.
Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary - except mercy.
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Apr 29, 2008 21:06:28 GMT 1
"I believe... you are sitting in my seat" - Chuck Norris to God.
LMAO!
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eduante
Master waterbender
Momo and the special olympics..
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Post by eduante on Apr 30, 2008 0:09:41 GMT 1
Luaghs until head explodes.
Chuck Norris's tears can heal any wound. Too bad he doesn't cry.
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