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Post by cookie on May 7, 2008 3:44:59 GMT 1
The reason why we got season 3 episodes this early is because we prayed to chuck Norris and he awnsered our calls.
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Teяa253
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Post by Teяa253 on May 7, 2008 4:17:27 GMT 1
Chuck Norris may not be the avatar, but he has full control of the avatar state. ~Zuko~
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Post by Orophin on May 7, 2008 8:43:44 GMT 1
You know black holes? They're caused by Chuck Norris ripping a hole in the fabric of the universe.
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Post by Teяa253 on May 7, 2008 18:23:13 GMT 1
Chuck Norris once ate a black hole. he said it tasted like chicken. ~Zuki~
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 8, 2008 6:51:34 GMT 1
LOL Nice!
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Post by Orophin on May 8, 2008 7:32:46 GMT 1
Chuck Norris bites the head off dinosaurs. Or he used to, before he wiped them out...
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 10, 2008 8:33:04 GMT 1
Today, I bought a Chuck Norris button from a shop, this is it!! Other buttons at the shop had phrase like: "Under protection of Chuck Norris" *With a pic of Chuck with his fists raised* "Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people" *With a pic of Chuck with two machine guns*
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Post by Orophin on May 10, 2008 11:04:49 GMT 1
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 10, 2008 21:47:11 GMT 1
LOL That makes sense!
If Chuck Norris hugged a tree, he would have snapped the tree in half (including a Red Wood).
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Post by cookie on May 10, 2008 23:10:24 GMT 1
Global warming is caused because Chuck Norris Farted.
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Post by Orophin on May 11, 2008 1:18:09 GMT 1
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and friends".
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 18, 2008 1:38:19 GMT 1
Some one on DA tried to draw a pic of Chuck Norris, but they failed to capture his awesomeness.
(I know this'll sound horrible, but I haven't seen any films with Chuck Norris in it, soooo could someone give me a list of some of the BEST Chuck Norris films?)
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Post by Teяa253 on May 18, 2008 1:43:53 GMT 1
Walker, Texas Ranger. if anyone says that's off-topic, they get roundhouse kicked my the man himself. ~Zuki~
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 18, 2008 2:09:08 GMT 1
Thanks, Tera! I'll look those up on youtube for more info on them!!
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Post by Solid Snake on May 18, 2008 3:54:34 GMT 1
Today, I bought a Chuck Norris button from a shop, this is it!! Other buttons at the shop had phrase like: "Under protection of Chuck Norris" *With a pic of Chuck with his fists raised* "Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people" *With a pic of Chuck with two machine guns* lol omg...i was going to say something but after reading that button...you win ;D
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