Bruce8331
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Sokka found Toph!
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Post by Bruce8331 on May 19, 2008 1:59:00 GMT 1
LOL Thanks. The price for that one button was odd (3 bucks NZ or about 1.30$ US) but it was worth it!
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Post by Solid Snake on May 19, 2008 4:31:10 GMT 1
totally ;D....i guess that why there are no more dinosaurs..tsk, tsk, tsk..those creature wern't on the list of chuck norris
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Oct 10, 2008 6:26:16 GMT 1
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out. Because he killed them. And the dogs.
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Post by flamethrower on Oct 12, 2008 0:15:53 GMT 1
Chuck Norris once taught a class called "A$$ Kicking 101." there were no survivors
Chuck Norris once sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25 even though it wasnt his birthday. but Jesus was too scared to correct him
if you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, check the extinct species list
Chuck Norris doesnt use pick up lines. he just says "now!"
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land
CHuck Norris doesnt mispell words, bc if he does Oxford changes the spelling to what he wrote
kids can pee in the snow to write their name. Chuck Norris can pee on concrete to write his name
the USA decided to drop an atom bomb on Hiroshima bc they felt it was more humane than sending in Chuck Norris
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Orophin
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Crikey! Dragon of the South, mate.
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Post by Orophin on Oct 12, 2008 9:15:13 GMT 1
If Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris, he would win. Period.
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Teяa253
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I am amazing. I know.
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Post by Teяa253 on Oct 12, 2008 14:08:05 GMT 1
# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
# huck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
~Zuko~
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Zukoisabeast
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Zuzu[on:Don't cry, I'm here][of:finding my purpose in life]
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Post by Zukoisabeast on Oct 13, 2008 2:21:12 GMT 1
If a motorbicycle and a rocket were in a race, who'd win?
Chuch Norris!
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Post by nicole0deon on Oct 14, 2008 4:40:58 GMT 1
-chuck norris is the reason the nile river runs uphill. it saw him coming and ran away. -why did the chicken cross the road? because chuck norris told it too! -chuck norris played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won. -chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding. -when chuck norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. -the grass is always greener on the other side, unless chuck norris is there, in which case, the grass would be soaked in blood and tears. -chuck norris won the game. -there are no such things are tornadoes. chuck norris just doesn't like trailer parks. chuck norris can touch mc hammer. -there are two things in life you can't escape from, taxes and chuck norris. lol i love these  |
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Zukoisabeast
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Post by Zukoisabeast on Oct 14, 2008 4:43:20 GMT 1
those were funny, I liked the one with the grass being stained with blood and tears.
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Post by littlelouie11 on Oct 14, 2008 13:33:14 GMT 1
lol yea nic, those were pretty awesome... gotta love chuck norris
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Zukoisabeast
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Post by Zukoisabeast on Oct 15, 2008 3:49:34 GMT 1
a few days ago, one of my friends asked me who Chuck Norris was. I couldn't believe that she was completely serious.
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Teяa253
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Post by Teяa253 on Oct 15, 2008 17:09:20 GMT 1
in a battle between Superman and Darth Vader, the winner would easily be Chuck Norris.
~Zuko~
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ZIE
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ONOEZ!!!!
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Post by ZIE on Oct 17, 2008 21:32:22 GMT 1
lol nic i love that "Chuck norris won the game." i dont know how many people will get that but you made me loose the game nic!
Chuck norris was the first person to successfully roundhouse kick someone in the back of the face.
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Teяa253
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Post by Teяa253 on Oct 17, 2008 22:40:57 GMT 1
Chuck NOrris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that they went back in time and killed President Washington.
~Zuko~
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Post by nicole0deon on Oct 18, 2008 5:33:52 GMT 1
aww i made you lose the game, zie? well the object is to take down as many people with you as possible, right? mwahahah. lmfao i just lost the game for the fifth time today haha -only four things can survive atomic bombs, cockroaches, twinkies, indiana jones, and chuck norris. -the cure for cancer is found in chuck norris's tears. too bad he has never cried. -if you can see chuck norris, then he can see you. if you can't see him, then you are seconds from death. - chuck norris has already been to mars, hence why there is no sign of life there. -there was once a chuck norris brand of toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anyone and was taken off the market. -chuck norris is what willis was talking about. -chuck norris knows where in time carmen sandiego is. -a handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there -chuck norris got a perfect score on his SAT's by writing chuck norris for every answer |
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